Ode to the Evil Girl from down the Hall

Article by Grill February 13, 2012

Everyone’s got that girl…she lives in your building, on your floor, is in one of your classes. You see her everywhere and she refuses to acknowledge your existence. Here’s my ode to you. We’ve all got one, in spring through fall,The evil girl from down the hall.She may be short, or maybe tall,The evil girl... MORE »

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Article by xoboredgurlxo
February 12, 2012

Where Should I Study Personality Quiz

Want to find out which study location best fits your personality? Take the quiz! 1. How much time are you willing to devote to getting to your study location? a) 10-15 minutes, plus extra for saying “hi” to my friends who I see.b) 15-20 minutes.c) 5-10 minutes.d) All the time necessary to get to a... MORE »

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Article by sonovabeach
February 11, 2012

Saturday Fashion Statements of the Hung Over Student Body

Rise and shine my hung over comrades of WashU! It’s a new day and the world is beckoning. Time to forget about what you did last night (if you haven’t already) and move on to bigger and better things: Saturdays at the library. Ahh yes. This is the kind of school we go to. We... MORE »

Article by JClassy
February 11, 2012

Why You Should Join Wellbridge Gym”¦at least for one week.

Wellbridge Athletic Club & Spa located in Clayton, MO is home to the fittest and richest Wash U students. But you are in luck, Stud Life is offering a one-week free trial for you to get a sneak peak of all that you love and everything you can’t afford. Act quickly, this offer expires on... MORE »

Article by rkrieg
February 8, 2012

Five Successful Ways to Sit Alone

Sitting alone is an art attempted by many, mastered by few. The SSS (Solo Seat Selection) is a dilemma facing our generation of awkward texters everywhere! So how does one sit alone and not be eaten alive? How can you avoid the state of a lone, defenseless guppy in a sea filled with barracudas?! (Barracudas eat guppies, right?) Read... MORE »

Article by JClassy
February 2, 2012

Tulip Mania at Wash U

WUSTL.EDU’s official video “Life at Washington University in St. Louis” Showing prospective freshmen the true highlights of our campus and daily college life”¦OUR STUNNING TULIPS. We get it”¦Wash U likes flowers. Check it out at http://wustl.edu/about/sightsandsounds/ MORE »

Article by rkrieg
February 2, 2012

What People Talk About When They Talk About Humanities Majors

On Science I like watching Planet Earth. If all science classes were like Planet Earth, then I would totally be into science. I thought about being pre-med once, because like I’ve just always wanted to be a dermatologist or something. But I realized that the material was going to be too sciencey for me. Like what are DNA helicase?... MORE »

Article by TBescherer
February 1, 2012

W.U.S.T.L Career Fair: The Tailor Conspiracy

The year is 1991, and janky clothing sales are at an all time high, The U.S. invades Iraq to ensure a steady supply of petroleum which it can refine into lycra and polyester to mass produce (and therefore corner the world market in) clothing in every shade of neon. Customers across the nation purchase articles... MORE »

Article by Grill
January 30, 2012

Twelve Students Perish in Whispers due to Lack of Water Cups.

Apparently, water cups are the new gold. Only some have them, everybody wants them””although you don’t need gold to live”¦so I guess water cups are better. Twelve students were found unconscious this afternoon in Whispers and the Greater Olin Library area due to the new restrictive water-cup policy on campus. Their bodies were resuscitated with... MORE »

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Article by xoboredgurlxo
January 29, 2012

Things I’m Looking Forward to in Spring 2012

So, I might have Seasonal Affect Disorder, but despite that, there is something about spring semester that just feels lighter and happier than fall semester. I know no one is ever ready to go back to school in the 10-50 degree weather that could characterize January in St. Louis, but once the semester gets kicking,... MORE »