source for the past week’s Daily Trojan headlines
To avoid debt less Americans are using
credit cards; USC students’ usage, however, is increasing for
convenience reasons : Not to reinforce stereotypes, but we just don’t get why
everyone’s going on about this “debt” thing.
90 percent of
students support October fall break; 95 percent support a week off for
Thanksgiving : Roughly the same shocking support was shown for “candy,” “meaningful
sex,” and “other things that are obviously good”
Win against the Ducks
boosts morale : We might have killed that fucking giggling dog if we’d lost
Yes that was a Super
Nintendo joke : Trying to get some age diversity up in this article
Some students miss
out on SC-UCLA game and tailgating because it’s Thanksgiving weekend : Some
of us spend Thanksgiving with our families drunk outside booing the neighbors
anyway.
Conquest highlights
included Cobra Starship and a Ferris wheel : Conflicting egos resulted in a
backstage fight the Ferris wheel easily won.
Comedy@SCA initiative
launched, included a visit from Steve Carell and the Muppet movie; director
Peter Segal says “it’s about fucking time” : Things got awkward backstage
when the Ferris wheel showed up drunk, insisting it’d been invited to give a
Q&A
Photo credit: Grace Talice Lee
