If actions speak louder than words, flowers speak louder
than, probably, smaller flowers, and may also say different things. If you’re
in the lucky position of receiving flowers today, here’s a handy guide to what
these seemingly silent little guys could be saying.
Red roses ““ “This
is what I’m supposed to get, right? Is this when sex happens?”
Daisies – “You’re
adorable! Almost as adorable as me for giving these to you. You’re welcome.”
Bouquet ““ Expensive
– “I realize your friends say you’re more attractive than me. This was very
expensive. Can I get you anything else? Will you tell them I asked, at least?”
Your favorite flower,
you don’t even remember telling him this, how did he know – “I have
realized I like you more than you like me, and me continuing to be an excellent
boyfriend makes you feel guilty. For the record, I’d prefer your guilt
translate into more sex.”
Single red Carnation ““
“Yes, I am the man from match.com.”
Blue violets – “I
want to take back what I said about your sister being more attractive.”
Something that
obviously grew right outside your apartment – “Yes this did grow right
outside your apartment. This relationship has proven to be much more effort
than I was planning on putting into it.”
Hipster choice ““
Origami, silk flowers, bouquet of twigs, something like that – “Our love is
more special, original, and interesting than anyone else’s. Ever.”
Lilies – “You
know that threesome discussion we tabled”¦?”
Daffodils ““ “I
sincerely regret getting drunk and telling all my friends about your nose job.”
Poppies ““ “I’ve
realized I’m gay.”
