It’s been well over two years since Campus Basement was founded at Syracuse University as the go-to source for college news and entertainment. Since then, we’ve expanded to over 10 new schools and built a writing staff that spans coast-to-cast, from USC to Mizzou to Columbia University. We’re proud of what the Basement has become: an outlet for students to freely express themselves, inform their peers of what’s happening at their school, and of course, make people laugh.
Also, it was never our intention but we like to think our website is a pretty great resource for all things Rick Santorum.
A wise man once said, “All good things must come to an end.” Santorum responded, “No good things ever come, ever. Unless it’s inside a woman’s vaginal canal, post-marriage, and without a condom or birth control of any kind.”
We agree with the wise man over Santorum, because we’re proud to announce the end of Campus Basement and the beginning of our brand new site: PUPPY BASEMENT.
Puppy Basement will be just like Campus Basement except instead of satirical news articles, we’ll just have puppies. Puppies everywhere!
Why, you ask? Because LOOK AT IT!!! IT’S SUCH A CUTE LITTLE WUVY CUDDLE MUFFIN AREN’T YOU PRECIOUS YES YOU ARRRRRE!!!
We’re confident that this is the perfect next step for Campus Basement and hope you’ll join us in our new fluffy snuggly journey towards internet greatness.
The Campus Basement Staff