Today, one of our writers at Syracuse, Samii Ruddy, asked her Twitter followers: If I started a petition to have Matthew Broderick lip-sync Twist and Shout as Ferris Bueller at the Superbowl halftime show, would you sign it? To nobody’s surprise, like a bazillion people said yes. So now we know you can TALK the TALK… but can you SIGN the PETITION?

Really, let’s get a crap ton of signatures on here and bring it to the attention of the NFL, or FOX, or Barack Obama, or whoever the hell runs the Superbowl. It worked for SOPA, so why not Matthew Broderick lip-syncing Twist and Shout as Ferris Bueller at the Superbowl halftime show? Sign away!