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Article by TBescherer
February 1, 2012

W.U.S.T.L Career Fair: The Tailor Conspiracy

The year is 1991, and janky clothing sales are at an all time high, The U.S. invades Iraq to ensure a steady supply of petroleum which it can refine into lycra and polyester to mass produce (and therefore corner the world market in) clothing in every shade of neon. Customers across the nation purchase articles... MORE »

Article by JClassy
January 27, 2012

Who Said Yes to That?

When I think about what a wonderful place WashU is, my heart warms immensely.That being said, there are a couple things that I don’t quite understand, and I often ask myself, “WHO SAID YES TO THAT?” -Only leaving room for three booths in the Whispers floor plan.-Spicy pistachio nuts instead of goldfish as Whispers snackbites.-No... MORE »

Article by unclealbert
January 24, 2012

Your High School Burnout

Well, Wash U is back in the swing of things, and hordes of students are trying to remember how to juggle five classes after a month of home-cooked meals and masturbating three times per day (not me, just”¦some people”¦) And as we all know, every winter break, your average student loses about two friends. It’s... MORE »

Article by Grill
January 23, 2012

How to Get By During Rush

With students returning to school frantic for a good time (we all know Christmas Vacation gets quite boring), the commencement of fraternity rush stomps all over the fun WashU students are supposed to be having at the beginning of a new semester. While the workload is still manageable enough for students to explore hedonistic exploits... MORE »

Article by rkrieg
January 18, 2012

Doomsday in a College Setting: Practical Information and Advice

Hello Campus Basement readers, and welcome to 2012. According to the always accurate Mayan calendar, we have finally reached the end of days. Soon, the sky will collapse in on us, painfully crushing every living human soul while leaving our planet a mere particle of dust with no evidence of past life forms and certainly no evidence of last... MORE »

Article by 21Slalom
January 6, 2012

Your High School Friends, Translated (Wash U)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! After attending three years of college at two different schools, I consider myself a collegiate expert. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “where do you get... MORE »

Article by 21Slalom
December 29, 2011

Year In Review 2011 (Wash U)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! I couldn’t be more excited. Of all our 6000 some-odd students, I get to write the review of 2011 at Wash U! This is truly an honor,... MORE »

Article by 21Slalom
December 11, 2011

Spring Semester 2012: What Classes Should You Take?

Consider my Campus Basement writing cherry popped! With the semester coming to a close, I thought I’d steer clear of finals for my first article here. Finals are like my beloved Washington Redskins: they suck. So, I thought it best to avoid them and to focus on next semester. And, if you’re anything like me... MORE »

Article by JClassy
December 9, 2011

Have An Orangey Day at “Orange Leaf”

Next time you pull into Schnuck’s to reload your OJ, milk, and Cocoa Puffs, be sure to stop into the new club/café/hotspot “Orange Leaf: America’s Frozen Yogurt.” Entering the vicious frozen yogurt market, and competing against established names like “Fro Yo” and “Chill,” “Orange Leaf” has really sparked some interest in the Wash U community.... MORE »