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Article by Rebz
March 28, 2012

How I Imagine Thurtene Honorary Spends an Actual Day

8:00 AM: Wake up to “Call Me Maybe.” Look in mirror. Wink. Drink blood-infused protein shake. 8:32 AM: Play Sims Rollercoaster Tycoon. Feel in control of the lives of others. 10:00 AM: Skip class for “official” Thurtene business. 10:02 AM: Research shades of yellow. Struggle over whether or not the yellow is too green or... MORE »

Article by Rebz
February 29, 2012

Art of the Brunch

I am a huge proponent of eating breakfast. There is nothing like a good Chobani session. Am I right, ladies? And what could be better than Greek yogurt and/or four-month-old boxes of stale cereal to fuel you through your day? Let’s kick things up a notch”¦ to something super secret, super special, super sweet and/or... MORE »

Article by Grill
February 20, 2012

HORSIES! ON CAMPUS! (hm.)

There was a horse-drawn carriage on campus today (it might still be roaming around if you wanna chase it). See the photo for confirmation. I can’t be the only person at WashU wondering what in the world that was doing here. These are my thoughts on what the administration must’ve been thinking when they approved... MORE »

Article by Grill
February 13, 2012

Ode to the Evil Girl from down the Hall

Everyone’s got that girl…she lives in your building, on your floor, is in one of your classes. You see her everywhere and she refuses to acknowledge your existence. Here’s my ode to you. We’ve all got one, in spring through fall,The evil girl from down the hall.She may be short, or maybe tall,The evil girl... MORE »

Article by JClassy
February 11, 2012

Why You Should Join Wellbridge Gym”¦at least for one week.

Wellbridge Athletic Club & Spa located in Clayton, MO is home to the fittest and richest Wash U students. But you are in luck, Stud Life is offering a one-week free trial for you to get a sneak peak of all that you love and everything you can’t afford. Act quickly, this offer expires on... MORE »

Article by JClassy
February 2, 2012

Tulip Mania at Wash U

WUSTL.EDU’s official video “Life at Washington University in St. Louis” Showing prospective freshmen the true highlights of our campus and daily college life”¦OUR STUNNING TULIPS. We get it”¦Wash U likes flowers. Check it out at http://wustl.edu/about/sightsandsounds/ MORE »

Article by Rebz
February 2, 2012

What People Talk About When They Talk About Humanities Majors

On Science I like watching Planet Earth. If all science classes were like Planet Earth, then I would totally be into science. I thought about being pre-med once, because like I’ve just always wanted to be a dermatologist or something. But I realized that the material was going to be too sciencey for me. Like... MORE »

Article by TBescherer
February 1, 2012

W.U.S.T.L Career Fair: The Tailor Conspiracy

The year is 1991, and janky clothing sales are at an all time high, The U.S. invades Iraq to ensure a steady supply of petroleum which it can refine into lycra and polyester to mass produce (and therefore corner the world market in) clothing in every shade of neon. Customers across the nation purchase articles... MORE »

Article by JClassy
January 27, 2012

Who Said Yes to That?

When I think about what a wonderful place WashU is, my heart warms immensely.That being said, there are a couple things that I don’t quite understand, and I often ask myself, “WHO SAID YES TO THAT?” -Only leaving room for three booths in the Whispers floor plan.-Spicy pistachio nuts instead of goldfish as Whispers snackbites.-No... MORE »