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Which USC Building Would YOU Date?
Doheny 80 (but I promise, she doesn’t look a day over 21) / Female / Single? Doheny enjoys long walks on the metaphorical beach, cuddling, and telling boys that she’d really like to “just be friends.” She’s completely out of your league and always will be, what with her sexy marble floors and beautiful oak... MORE »
Young Group of Visiting Explore! Students “Startled” by Showing of Sorority Pride
In an unfortunate twist of fate, a group of 35 prospective freshmen, disconnected from their tour guide and left wandering the north areas of campus and the adjacent residential communities, found themselves witnessing what outsiders have called the “bizarre spirit rituals of the Sorority.” The students, from schools that span the nation, were visiting the... MORE »
The Six Ways USC Has Ruined Me
1) Cost Let’s not play games. We all know what will be haunting all of us long into senility: $200,000 worth of blood money. Because of this, I can see only two outcomes for when I’m old: 1) I will be able to afford kids and not a house. 2) I... MORE »
Fun and Names: USC’s Bizarre Buildings
When you wander around campus, you may find yourself chuckling at the quaint and curious monikers that USC consistently slaps on building after building. They appear to do this with no regard for what most students, unversed in campus history, might assume they mean. Here are a few of my favorites. Argue Plaza — After... MORE »
Make Some April Fools!
It’s that day again, dear readers. It is a day of enlightenment, for us all to share in new beliefs. Today, gullible is written on the ceiling, genetically-engineered winged pigs have escaped their containment tanks, and HBO canceled Game of Thrones on a whim at 12:00 AM. Really! Anyone with half a brain can become... MORE »
The Hunger Games, USC Style
If you didn’t contribute to The Hunger Games chowing down (har har har) $152.5 million at the box office this weekend, I congratulate you. Not really though because I saw it twice (i.e. I really liked it) and encourage “It’s a Battle Royale rip-off!!!” naysayers to stop whining. Anyway, I walked away from the movie... MORE »
Final Four is Set, Basketball Responds to Coast-ist Comments
With Kansas defeating personal rival North Carolina yesterday, the Final Four of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament was complete. Along with Kansas is Ohio State, Kentucky, and Louisville. And no one on the West Coast gave a crap. When asked about the lack of teams from the West Coast in the Final Four, Chaz Chadderie,... MORE »
Treasured Meme-ories: When The Exposition Park Metro Didn’t Run
Word on the web is that the LA Metro stop south of campus will open for passengers on April 28th, 2012. We’re pretty sure that that won’t happen, though if it does, batten down your hatches in December. Just in case, we present this goofy collection of all the little frustrations we felt because of... MORE »