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Article by shepbb
May 21, 2012

Fraternities Urge Congress to Make the Word, “Bro,” Illegal

Unbeknownst to many, a national movement has recently been established; hundreds of chapters of some of the most prominent social collegiate fraternities have joined forces for a common cause. Their stated purpose is to “put pressure on the federal government, to end the oppression, stereotypes, bigotry and prejudice reflected by the use of the word,... MORE »

Article by shepbb
April 22, 2012

Cornell Basement’s Guide to Finding a New MILF Girlfriend During Cornell Days

So you’re walking innocently across Ho Plaza while trying to block out as much of the clock tower chimes as possible, begging for an easier hangover. You’re tired; nauseas, and you look like you haven’t seen daylight in months. But some kid doesn’t look frustrated, burnt out, or miserable. He actually has a smile on... MORE »

Article by maxmartinez
April 21, 2012

New Women’s Dorm Named After Psychology Professor

Cornell recently announced that a new women’s dorm, similar to Balch Hall, will be built in 2013 to accommodate the increasing amount of women attending the university. Half of the intramural fields are being zoned off for construction and they plan to break ground in June of 2013. The university would not release the name... MORE »

Article by Alex R
February 28, 2012

The 5 Classes You Must Take At SU Before You Graduate.

Picking classes at SU is a skill. Yes, some luck plays a role but ask any upper classman and they’ll tell you that preparation is key. So your friends at Campus Basement have complied a list of the five best classes to take next semester. If you can somehow take all five of these classes... MORE »

Picture by shepbb
February 20, 2012

MISSING: Help Me Find My Freshman Orientation Group!

I blame my Orientation Leader for not warning me this would happen! MORE »

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February 7, 2012

Shit Cornellians at Cornell Say

Agreed upon by some disagreed upon by few….these are the shits that we say up in here. MORE »

Article by dang
January 31, 2012

Skorton Credits First Born’s Blood Sacrifice for Warm Weather

ITHACA, NY-When Cornell University President David Skorton announced last month that he was going to sacrifice his first born child in an effort to snatch the NYC tech bid, Cornellian’s were quite skeptical.  It seems as though Skorton has proved countless students wrong in not only earning the tech bid, but also in ensuring pleasurable weather for... MORE »

Article by doodlebug
December 6, 2011

Wash U Makes Another Top Ten List!

Tuesday: Delighted university officials announced that WUSTL has made yet another publicized top ten list: “Top Ten Schools That Have Made Nearly Every Top Ten List Except The List of Top Ten Schools.” Previous top ten spots include “Top Ten Friendliest Campuses,” “Top Ten Campuses with Renowned Cement Architecture,” “Top Ten Research Institutions,” “Top Ten... MORE »

Article by Alex R
December 4, 2011

Bathrooms in SU

Sometimes it’s nice to help your fellow SU colleague out, to help them in their time of need. So I channeled my inner George Costanza and compiled a list of the three best and worst bathrooms on campus. When compiling this list I took a lot of factors into account, the number of toilets, amount... MORE »