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Article by emcorbet
February 6, 2012

A Breakdown of Winter Weather Habits

This Syracusean winter (or lack thereof) has certainly been weird to say the least. No snow on the ground and warm, sunny days in February? Nice try, 315, cut the shit. While we’re sure these are the early signs of the 2012 apocalypse, in your remaining time before the world ends, find out what your... MORE »

Article by Rud
April 4, 2011

Syracuse Students Defy Evolution

         Syracuse University students have noticed strange things happening around campus. No, not the color of the squirrels. Many horrified students have begun to realize that a thick fleece layer has begun developing on their upper torso and their feet.         ”It was like 60 out today, so I went... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
November 18, 2010

Uggs Stock Plummets After Sorority President Suddenly Decides They Aren’t Cool Anymore

What used to be the top brand name in trendy wool-lined sheepskin boots is now sending investors and stockbrokers into an unprecedented frenzy. UGG, once the leader in snow boot sales among the college-aged female demographic, singlehandedly caused the Dow Jones industrial average to drop nearly 80 percent last Thursday following an announcement from senior... MORE »