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Article by Piliour
January 16, 2012

And The Winner Is…

Mohandas Ghandi once said, “It ain’t over “til the fat lady sings.” Well you know what? That’s kind of a dick thing to say. People of all body types should be allowed to end things whenever they see fit. And I, a male with a reasonably athletic build, am hereby announcing the end of the... MORE »

Article by USC Staff
January 13, 2012

Why USC Should Win The Campus Basement Inaugural Tournament

And The Winner Is… This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to share your favorite! Voting ends for this final round matchup at 9pm PST Sunday, Jan 15! (12am EST Monday, Jan 16) The article with the... MORE »

Article by USC Staff
January 10, 2012

Best Pranks to Play On Your Roommates If You Get to School Before Them (USC)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! To: USC University Park Community From: Department of Public Safety Re: Incident Resolution Notice In an effort to better communicate with the campus community about public... MORE »

Article by USC Staff
January 5, 2012

Bottom 5 Worst Places To Vacation (USC)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! When we found out we had to write about bad vacations, we were like… yeah! We’ve been on so many! Like we’re definitely the opposite of film... MORE »

Article by Piliour
January 2, 2012

Update: Campus Basement Tournament Elimination Round!

Hey Basement dwellers, At this point, you’re probably wondering, “How could they possibly have made a sequel to Ghost Rider?!” You’re probably also wondering, more relevantly, “What the hell is going on with the Inaugural Campus Basement “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament? I mean, is this thing ever going to end?”... MORE »

Article by Piliour
December 23, 2011

Update: Campus Basement Tournament!

Hey Basement dwellers, Thanks for all of your support during Round One of the Inaugural Campus Basement “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament! Round One went like Michael Phelps: awkward on TV and with lots of marijuana. But aside from that, it went swimmingly. At the end of Round One, USC has... MORE »

Article by USC Staff
December 22, 2011

What I’d Want for Christmas if I Were 4 (USC)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! It’s hard to remember Christmas at age four. To our adult minds, those days are like the North Pole one foggy Christmas Eve: the Santas of... MORE »

Article by Piliour
December 20, 2011

The Inaugural Campus Basement ‘Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break’ Tournament!

And The Winner Is… Update on Round 3! Update on Round 2! Hey, Basement men and women! Merry Christmas! Happy Hannukkah! Happy Kwanzaa! Happy birthday! Good, all of that is out of the way. And without the harsh “Happy Holidays” that politely says, “I don’t give half a shit to find out what you celebrate... MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 13, 2011

How to Fill Out Your March Madness Bracket

It’s that time of year again. Time to skip class, turn on CBS, get eight computers loaded up so you don’t miss anything, and watch basketball for twelve hours straight, getting up only to get a new beer and go to the bathroom. Sometimes only for the former”¦ But before you do all of that,... MORE »