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Article by Nick Ciccone
February 14, 2012

Student Trapped in Elevator: “Kim Kardashian’s Tweets Saved My Life”

It’s been quite a week here at Hofstra: the weather’s been beautiful, professors have been absent, and I can’t think of a third clause. But for some, there have been better weeks. Fred No-go, a fictitious yet lovable Hofstra freshman, was stuck in the library elevator for 5 hours on Sunday night. Here’s what he... MORE »

Picture by Alex Rosenthal
January 31, 2012

CAMPUS BASEMENT ENDORSES NEWT

CAMPUS BASEMENT IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE IT ENDORSES NEWT. NEWTS MAKE GREAT PETS FOR YOUNG TODDLERS WHO ARE LEARNING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE FIRST TIME. NEWTS EAT EARTHWORMS AND CRICKETS, AND ARE HEALTHIEST IN ROOM-TEMPERATURE FRESHWATER AQUARIUMS. BUY YOUR CHILD A NEWT TODAY! MORE »

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November 9, 2011
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October 7, 2011

Math Library Needs to Recalculate its Priorities

it’s cool if I leave my iPod and laptop alone here right?  MORE »

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September 17, 2010

Bitch I’m From Tha Cuse

True words from the hood. I’m glad he took the time to capitalize every single word. MORE »