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Combining Halloween Weekend and Parents Weekend was a great idea
When it became incredibly clear that USC was going to make this year’s Parents Weekend and Halloween Weekend one in the same, I think I can speak for everyone when I say that we were all pretty excited by that idea. The scantily clad antics typical to Halloween would undoubtedly be that much more... MORE »
Students return to Halloween’s traditional roots by celebrating All Sluts Day instead
Halloween is fast approaching. Parties, costumes, scary movies, candy: all of it adds up to the same excellent October 31st we experience every year. However, Halloween wasn’t always about dressing up in clever outfits, trick-or-treating, and grabbing onto one’s attractive friends during the parts of The Sixth Sense that still scare me. Most people... MORE »
Week in Review: You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it News
Your second-best source for the past week’s Daily Trojan headlines Students react to potential coffee price increase Hint: it wasn’t “oh, awesome!” Experts say climate change will immediately effect the state’s environment Particularly the climate part. Alternative break program notices all time high in applications It was completely unrelated to the all time... MORE »
Notorious hot button issue ends in hugs thanks to the magic of 4am conversation
There are many from this campus, this country, and probably even the world that never thought a long standing, unanswerable, hot button issue could reach an amicable conclusion, but a group of USC students proved everyone wrong several nights ago. Last Saturday (or Sunday, depending on your worldview) at around midnight, Joanie Kershing, a... MORE »
Panhel Reveals Phi Sigma Sigma Hires Outside University Students
In the past few weeks there have been numerous sightings of a new sorority all around Cornell’s campus. They have bags, they have sweatshirts and they even have a table at Ho Plaza. These girls are everywhere. But, where did they come from? Just yesterday a Panhelenic representative revealed that these girls are not just... MORE »
USC Week In Review: Oh-Gosh-It’s-October-Already Edition
Your second-best source for the past week’s Daily Trojan headlines USC still pushing professors to take advantage of technology in the classroom : Come on, professors. Technology has been making eyes at you all year and is clearly down. Sure, it’s kind of drunk. But so are you. USC attempting to recruit more students from... MORE »
AD Cancelling Noon Football Games Because of Weak Student Section
Get out your planners, kids. Syracuse’s football schedule is receiving a midseason shake-up. After last Saturday’s feeble student turnout, when Toledo played Syracuse in the Carrier Dome, Athletic Director Darryl Gross is implementing a revolutionary strategy to get butts in seats. He is pushing back all 12 PM start times to 2 PM, effective immediately. ... MORE »
Survey indicates all students are age 21+, especially on Thursdays
A revolutionary survey sponsored by Students That Investigate For Fun (STIFF) indicates a unique reality at USC: the entire student body is in fact the age of 21 or older. “We at STIFF wanted to know how so many people are legally allowed to party because we thought it would just be fun to find... MORE »
Hey teacher, let Smooth D give you a lesson in love
Professor. Come on. You know you want a piece of this Grade-A-prime-cut-extra-tender-plump-and-juicy-satisfaction-guaranteed manly deliciousness. Quit playing. Go ahead and deny it all you want. I’m patient. I know you’ll realize sooner or later that I’m just too irresistible for you to keep reading that newspaper while I spit my game. Just put down that article... MORE »