-
Campus Basement Newsletter!
-
It's #Follow WEDNESDAY
Follow @campusbasement -
Partners
- 21 alcohol basketball beer boeheim campus christmas classes college dorms dps drinking drugs drunk facebook finals food fraternities frats freshman freshmen funny girls halloween holidays library love money movies music ncaa newhouse otto parties professors sex snow sororities sports students student sketches washu weather winter women
tagged sororities »
Things I Hate About Females. Written by a Female.
Look, don’t let the title of this article fool you. I love being a girl. There’s nothing more satisfying than being able to have casual sex every weekend simply by wearing a low cut top with something shiny and distracting on it and mentioning that I have an N64 to go along with my piece... MORE »
SC goes Greek ““ student, faculty rankings will be based on hotness
The who’s-best of who’s-Greek is widely agreed upon and familiar to sisters, bros, and many GDIs on campus alike. With new pledge classes the past couple weeks come sorority and fraternity rankings, roughly ordered ““ in the name of tradition and indisputable science-facts. A pioneering administrative team liked the idea of encouraging competitive spirit: “we... MORE »
Formal Season
What do Cornell students like better Christmas or Formal Season? Christmas…lets be real, but seriously Formal Season is a great second. There’s nothing Cornell students love more than getting all dressed up in their Frattiest Sunday Best and getting on buses like herds of sheep (just a lot more drunk) and then dancing and making... MORE »
D-List Frat Plans a Mixer With A-List Sorority
No one shows up. MORE »
Paddy Murphy: The Ultimate Wingman
This week it has been announced by the SU sororities’, that they are “so over” Edward Cullen and “that whole vampire thing”. The ladies of SU’s Greek life have moved on to greener pastures and more mysterious men. So mysterious, that this man they’ve move on to, is in fact, a ghost. No, it’s... MORE »
USC Greeks on Social Ban: What Hath God Wrought?
Misery and despair swept the USC campus this week after a sweeping social ban hit fraternity row. What was formerly “Thirsty Thursday” became “Thoroughly Depressing Thursday,” and what used to be “Fratty Friday” became “Stop Playing That Fucking Rebecca Black Song, It’s Not Funny Sober.” Evidence of lives upturned and dreams shattered could be... MORE »
Ladies on the Row go green to address clothing shortage
Frequenters of the Row may have noticed a pattern running rampant among the young ladies these days: noticeably sparse amounts of clothing. However, these highly respectable women want everyone to know this is no fashion trend. This is about taking action for a good cause. “The environment is a really good cause,” says senior Michelle... MORE »
A Closer Look Inside the Mind of a Cornell Sorority Girl – WARNING: MAY BE DISTURBING FOR SOME READERS
*******What are you about to read is the actual day-long thought process of a young Cornellian woman who is actively involved in her greek chapter. All names have been changed to protect the identities of all those involved. What you are about to read may be disturbing to some readers, so we apologize in advance... MORE »
BREAKING NEWS: Sorority Girl Absolutely LOVES the New PC “11 Babiessss
Super Bowl Sunday turned out to be a whole lot less manly this year than usual, as Panhellenic sorority recruitment finally came to an end with Bid Day. On this notoriously emotional once-a-year holiday, freshmen girls are finally given bids to join one of SU’s renowned sororities after a grueling two week rush process, which... MORE »