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Passing Out From Studying > Passing Out From Drug Overdose
What a difference from last week’s ecstasy coma at DayGlow to this week’s Occupy FairMart. Typical Lehigh. Anyway, good luck finding a seat in any library at this point in the day. I guess if all else fails, sleep on the floor? MORE »
Breaking News: Zombies Discovered in College Campuses
ITHACA, NY””If you are anywhere near a college campus right now, be prepared. The long-hyped up invasion of fictitious soulless corpses has indeed occurred; lifeless college students are attacking us. It is still very unclear as to how these zombies were even created. According to sober observation, a chemical weapon was not unleashed and a... MORE »
Local Ithaca Resident Arrested After Being Caught Living in Uris Library
Michael Bates, a local resident of the city of Ithaca, was reportedly arrested last Friday night by the Cornell University Police Department after allegedly living in the Uris Library “cocktail lounge” for nearly a week. According to the police report, Bates allegedly entered the library Monday morning. He was then seen, on a few... MORE »
Study: Class Attendance Linked to Narcolepsy
A recent study conducted by the American Sleep Society shows that attending class while enrolled in college may cause students to instantly fall asleep. The ASS has issued a warning to campuses nationwide, alerting professors to watch for signs of the disease, including, but not limited to, drooling, hypnic jerks, snoring, wearing pajamas, heads slipping... MORE »
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CuseMyCampus says: It’s Skip Class Week!
For all of you readers out there, we at CuseMyCampus are calling this Syracuse Skip Class Week. Instead of waking up at 8:00 to go to your bullshit statistics class, here are some things you could be doing instead: Not waking up to go to your bullshit stats class. Take some time to rest.... MORE »