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Article by drewthegoose
March 19, 2012

Man Awakens From Thirty-Year Slumber in Ellis Library

Ellis Library officials announced Saturday morning that a janitor had stumbled upon what appeared to be a hidden room, finding a man that University representatives suggest to have been asleep for the last thirty years. The janitor, Irving Winkle, was completely taken aback when he discovered the room. “Now I’ve worked for the university for... MORE »

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December 12, 2011

Passing Out From Studying > Passing Out From Drug Overdose

What a difference from last week’s ecstasy coma at DayGlow to this week’s Occupy FairMart. Typical Lehigh. Anyway, good luck finding a seat in any library at this point in the day. I guess if all else fails, sleep on the floor? MORE »

Article by Piliour
January 20, 2011

Study: Class Attendance Linked to Narcolepsy

A recent study conducted by the American Sleep Society shows that attending class while enrolled in college may cause students to instantly fall asleep. The ASS has issued a warning to campuses nationwide, alerting professors to watch for signs of the disease, including, but not limited to, drooling, hypnic jerks, snoring, wearing pajamas, heads slipping... MORE »

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December 15, 2010

Happy Finals Week

good luck y’all MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 10, 2010

CuseMyCampus says: It’s Skip Class Week!

For all of you readers out there, we at CuseMyCampus are calling this Syracuse Skip Class Week. Instead of waking up at 8:00 to go to your bullshit statistics class, here are some things you could be doing instead:   Not waking up to go to your bullshit stats class. Take some time to rest.... MORE »