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Article by Harris Mayersohn
November 16, 2012

UCLA “Vandalism” Believed to be Work of Banksy

Tension and unease have been running high on the two major college campuses in the Los Angeles area over the course of the past week. In the lead-up to the annually contentious UCLA-USC football game, pranks and insults have grown more vicious than in recent years. In reaction to a rule change preventing the USC... MORE »

Article by drewthegoose
November 6, 2012

Local Satirist Too Busy to Write New Article

A satire writer at the University of Missouri announced Monday that he was “too busy” to write a new article. Anthony Dingleberry, a junior at MU, is the head editor and head writer for University Attic, a student-run satire blog. Dingleberry admitted in a press conference that his class and workload were too strenuous to... MORE »

Article by drewthegoose
September 22, 2012

Student’s Career Orientation Called Into Question

A University of Missouri student’s career orientation was called into question Friday by friends and family. Rudyard Bowen, a sophomore at MU, claims that he has been a business major for the last two years. While the University isn’t allowed to yield sensitive information, friends of Bowen say that the evidence against his claim is... MORE »

Article by Brenner14
May 10, 2012

The Seven Stages of “Call Me Maybe”

Stage 1: Denial “This song isn’t good, dude. You seriously like this song?” Stage 2: Anger “You’re putting it on again?! Just turn it off, man. I can’t keep listening to this!” Stage 3: Compromise “Now I’ve got that stupid song stuck in my head. Might as well download it.” Stage 4: Depression “Oh my... MORE »

Video by apost
February 7, 2012

Shit Cornellians at Cornell Say

Agreed upon by some disagreed upon by few….these are the shits that we say up in here. MORE »

Article by Piliour
January 5, 2011

Report: Syracuse Law Officials Don’t Understand How Publicity Works

For those unaware, a few months ago Syracuse University officials began investigating a law student, Len Audaer, and his blog, SUCOLitis. The blog featured Onion-like stories about Syracuse life, which is, in legal terms, “really fucked up.” Who would dare to make up stories about SU? (Hi, Syracuse officials! Please don’t sue us!) Audaer, whose... MORE »