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Article by efreun2
February 9, 2012

The Five Different Types Of Bored Students You’ll Encounter

We’ve all experienced it: You’re in biology lab, and your professor thinks he’s the next Dane Cook. He keeps laughing, but all you hear is silence. The girl next to you is chewing gum and popping it really loudly. What’s a kid to do? Take notes? Listen? No way, college is for partying, dude. But... MORE »

Article by S.Po.Basement
February 9, 2012

Using Mob Mentality To End Class Early

Walking into your 11:30 A.M class Friday afternoon, a sense of despair slowly creeps over you. After splitting that handle of Captain Morgan spiced rum with your room mates last night, and discovering fresh bruises all of your body, which you have no idea how they even got there, you begin to wonder why you’re... MORE »

Picture by Annie Segal
February 9, 2012

Poll of the Worst Foods to Nom on During Class

Campus Basement took a poll using Syracuse University students asking what the worst foods to eat on campus are. MORE »

Article by Rud
January 29, 2012

Ten Ways to Make Your Professor Hate You

1. On every essay exam, write 4 different ‘options’ as answers. On multiple choice exams, write long descriptions of your answer in the margins. Tell her you just don’t ‘get’ testing. 2. No matter what the subject matter is, whenever a question is asked in class, always relate your answer to Harry Potter. Hitler—>Voldemort. Jesus—>Harry.... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
January 6, 2012

Classes You Need to Take Spring 2012 (Basement Staff)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! Co-written with bossypants Alex Piliouras.The Art of Passive-Aggressive Facebook Statuses 101: Did your boyfriend break up with you? Did your mom yell at you for something... MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
January 6, 2012

Classes You Need to Take Spring 2012 (Hofstra)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! MORE »

Picture by Rud
December 6, 2011

Just Your Average AST 101 Slide

I promise I only giggled a little. MORE »