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Article by Anonymous
April 26, 2010

Transvestite Hooker Found On Marshall Street

For our EEE 382 class, we were asked to develop a marketing plan for the entrepreneurial support site Kiva.org. Our objective was to either create an event to raise money for the site, or to create and execute a marketing campaign that will raise awareness and garner some sort of publicity for Kiva. We opted... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
April 21, 2010

Facebook User RSVPs “Yes” to an Event He Has No Intention of Attending

It was like any ordinary day for sophomore sports management major Todd Welker. He had just returned to his apartment after a long day of classes and logged onto the immensely popular social networking website, Facebook. While his inbox was void of any new wall posts or friend requests, there was one unique event invitation... MORE »

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April 1, 2010

Pile of Garbage?

Anybody know what this is?? MORE »

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April 1, 2010

The Fag Bug

This was parked right outside of Maxwell.. Awesome car, but a little ostentatious? MORE »

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March 31, 2010

Nobody Puts Baby in a Tree

SU is really admitting freshman right out of the womb nowadays… MORE »

Article by Anonymous
March 28, 2010

Riddle

A quiet freshman girl named Ashley sadly left DellPlain and traveled home last weekend for her mother’s funeral. Its a cold day. At the Funeral she sees the hottest guy in the world. She is very nervous but she finally introduces herself. During the course of the conversation that follows she gives him her number.... MORE »

Article by Pat McGuinness
March 26, 2010

SU Bus Makes Pit Stop, Rescues Town From Recession

CLARKS SUMMIT, PA”” A small Pennsylvania town came out of a recession yesterday when a bus carrying fifty-two SU students made a surprise pit stop at the towns local Wendy’s franchise. The students were returning from a class trip at New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art when driver, John Healy of Dewitt, NY, requested for... MORE »

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March 26, 2010

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Girls Bathroom Stall Debate Edition MORE »

Article by Jeff K
March 22, 2010

Government Census, Fill It Out or Jehovah’s Census representatives will come for you!

Well if you live off campus you should all know about the Census of 2010, one of the most annoying series of letters that government ever conceived. I, like many others, ignored these annoying letters. Although the pile of “Hey we noticed you still haven’t filled out your census” notes kept piling up. But then,... MORE »