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Article by sambo24
April 17, 2012

Welcome to Short Shorts Season

With the random burst of heat that is gently warming up New Jersey, it is with great pleasure that we welcome Short Shorts Season a bit early this year. Short Shorts Season is the brief time between the end of April and middle of May in which girls of all shapes and sizes begin to... MORE »

Article by sambo24
April 3, 2012

Class Registration Synonymous with Euthanasia

While other colleges and universities don’t get to enjoy the spice of life that is registering for classes Ramapo-style, students here are treated to Web for Students, a service provided by the mysterious Luminis. It’s simple. You go onto the site, pick out which courses you’d like to register for, click submit, and wait for... MORE »

Article by sambo24
March 28, 2012

Spring Time is Mating Season, and Bitches Are Horny

Ah, yes, Spring has sprung…. From the end of March until the end of June, we are treated to some pleasant weather, the blossoming of flowers, and animals coming out of hibernation. These animals emerge for the mating season, where they take part in humping the shit out of each other in order to have... MORE »

Article by Kygrm22
March 17, 2012

Ramapo College to Allow Hazing in Freshman Seminar

After many years of being adamantly against hazing, Ramapo’s Board of Directors has voted to allow hazing amongst teachers and their first year freshman seminar classes. This decision comes with the recent news that Ramapo has the softest underclassmen in all of America according to a recent poll. “Something has to be done to mold... MORE »