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November 29, 2010

Student Farts in class, Professor says, “Fart Outside!”

There really isn’t much more to the story… MORE »

Article by apost
November 29, 2010

Relax Prof

In preparation for finals at Cornell one professor prepared his students for the worst if caught cheating…and I quote, “If I catch you cheating I will rip off your fucking head and shit in your neck.” Good luck bitches. Enjoy the last week of classes before study week and finals start, oh and watch out... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
November 28, 2010

Professor Laurence Thomas Always Stirring Controversy

Photo Credit: Daily Orange, Joey Baker Professor Laurence Thomas is known at Syracuse for his crazy antics, constant swearing, and his black/Jewish heritage. Oh, and he also teaches Philosophy. A lot of you should remember that hullabaloo that occurred when Professor Thomas attacked Nancy Cantor’s diversity policies through his personal website. This time, Professor Thomas... MORE »

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November 22, 2010

Overly Loud Yawn Remix – The end of the yawning era, I promise.

One more post about the yawning scandal and I’m DONE, promise. This was too funny to pass up, though – check out this homemade Cornellian video in response to the infamous freakout. I am now going to lock myself in the library for the next 48 hours now. Bye. MORE »

Article by Piliour
November 18, 2010

Janitor at MIT Fired For Inability to Solve Ridiculously Complicated Equation

Fred Daniels was released from his position as a custodian at MIT last week because of his inability to solve an extremely complicated equation that one of the professors had posted on a board outside his classroom. “I don’t really understand what happened,” says Daniels. “I’ve had this job for 25 years, and nobody ever... MORE »

Article by jwoww
November 16, 2010

Hotelie Professor Freakout Original And REMIX Yawn Outside

ORIGINAL POST DATE: October 22nd, 2010 So word on the street and around Statler High is that a certain Hotel School professor recently flipped out during lecture because he heard someone yawn. I saw the video of the lecture (it was intimidating yet hilarious) but unfortunately I don’t have access to download it for all... MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 12, 2010

Professors Look to Students for Excuses to Skip Class

A recent trend has begun to develop at Syracuse where, in a surprising turn of events, professors are copying off of students. Namely, they have taken to skipping class and providing students with incredibly underdeveloped excuses. Over the last few weeks, a record 67 professors have been recorded absent from class, citing excuses such as,... MORE »

Article by Rud
October 10, 2010

Student Skips Class, Professor Calls Parents

      Thursday, October 7th was a dark day for Syracuse University Freshman, Joseph Petrapolis. Joseph decided that skipping his 8 a.m. lecture class of 200 students would be “no big deal”. Instead of attending class he reportedly slept in until 11am and enjoyed a leisurely breakfast.        Big fucking mistake, Joe. 11:30am... MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 7, 2010

Psychology Professor Actually Escaped Mental Patient

On Thursday, officials from Hutchings Psychiatric Center in Syracuse arrived on campus to retrieve one of their patients. Most SU students know this man as James Gilroy, a psychology professor who teaches Drugs and Human Behavior and Intro to Psychology. “We apologize to the entire SU community,” said Hutchings Representative Herbert Gray. While SU officials... MORE »