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Week in Review: You say goodbye, and I say NEWS
Your second-best source for this week’s Daily Trojan headlines. Students can donate excess dining dollars to LA homeless The only catch is that you have to figure out how to actually hold a dining dollar in your hand and describe what it looks like to the human eye. Betty White discusses new book at... MORE »
USC scientists find causality between Impact font and laughter
Science finally got to the bottom of the text-superimposed-over-image meme appeal, and it could not have happened sooner. To everyone’s surprise and delight, the humor in a meme has nothing to do with the content and everything to do with the font. “Believe it or not, the human brain actually functions in fonts. For example,... MORE »
Breaking News: College Professors Are Old
A recent study conducted by the Old People Association of Educational Things and Stuff found that 89% of all college professors are indeed age 60+. And yet, the test not only measured physical age, but mental age, creating a record breaking statistic of all college professors with an elderly mental age at 99%. The study... MORE »
Professors looking forward to stress, sexual thrill, of finals week
Finals week is known within the bowels of every college across the country, and DeVry, as “more brootal” than even the most hymen shattering and sticky of frat initiations. Adderall, rope, and razor blade stocks all shoot sky high (but nowhere near as high as the students) and many freshman are weeded out, opting to... MORE »
What Your Professors Are REALLY Saying
Hofstra professors are very much like fortune cookies””they are as insightful as they are tasty. Relax, I’m kidding! They’re NOT insightful (they’re just tasty). In fact, every once in awhile you get a really stupid fortune cookie that likes giving a lot of homework. Don’t get me wrong: I’ve loved a staggering 35% of my... MORE »
Week in Review: Time waits for no News
Your second best source for the week’s Daily Trojan Headlines Greek groups focus on new member integration Mainly because Greek organizations would like to start a tradition of having special activities that are just for new members for about one semester before they get to officially join, because that’s a fresh new idea. “Sweet Tenor”:... MORE »
Mizzou professors enter NBA-esque lockout
After failing to reach an agreement on salary with administrative staff, MU professors have followed through with their promise to shut down all classroom activity in a school-wide lockout. Students have been barred from entering classrooms and talking about class until the lockout is over. The professors and administrators remain firm in their respective... MORE »
USC Week in Review: News Happened!
The finest alternative source of this week’s DailyTrojan Headlines Noticeable lack of USC student participation in Occupy Wall Street Protest Looks like the Protest of the Occupy Wall Street Protest was a smashing success!! Students struggle to maintain internships and GPA It’s time to make a decision: which one do we kill? More... MORE »
Depstep, for anyone who’s taken Grammar Slammer
My two favorite things: Joan Deppa and dirty bass. MORE »