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Tomaselli Admits Everything He Says is a Lie, Investigators Confused
Last week, The Daily Orange reported that Zach Tomaselli, the third man to accuse Bernie Fine of molestation, had doctored emails that called his father a “liar” and mentioned proof of his presence in Pittsburgh. According to The Daily Orange, a big hint that the emails had been forged was the misspelling of SPD Detective... MORE »
Syracuse Police Under Investigation for Fraud
On Tuesday, the Syracuse Police Department suffered another huge hit: the Onondaga County District Attorney’s office opened an investigation into whether or not SPD is, in fact, a real police squad. “They’ve been around for hundreds of years, yet not once have I seen anyone arrested or, for that matter, even investigated,” said DA Kurt... MORE »
Syracuse police ‘Too Busy’ giving parking tickets to bother with Fine allegations
Mere weeks after Penn State became a nationwide spectacle, another scandal emerged in the world of college athletics, this time involving the Syracuse Orange and their basketball team’s assistant coach Bernie Fine. According to reports, allegations were brought to the Syracuse Police Department as early as 2002 accusing Mr. Fine of molesting two former ball... MORE »
Most Hilarious Pepper Spray Article Reactions
So apparently a lot of people enjoyed my article lampooning the UC Davis police brutality affair, “Food and Drug Administration Declares Pepper Spray a Vegetable.” Since I posted it on Saturday, it has spread throughout all the internets in true viral fashion, collecting an astounding FOURTEEN Google +1′s. But for every reader who loved my... MORE »
Food and Drug Administration Declares Pepper Spray a Vegetable
The US Congress and the Department of Agriculture have collectively agreed that pepper spray, an inflammatory agent commonly used in riot control and personal self-defense, is now publicly recognized as a member of the vegetable food group. With this declaration, pepper spray now joins the ranks of carrots, arugula, chickpeas, and broccoli as an official... MORE »
Police pepper spraying and arresting students at UC Davis
Title says all. During peacefully Occupy Movement, police came in to tear down tents and proceeded to arrest students who stood in their way. Once students peacefully demanded the release of the arrested, a police officer unnecessarily pepper sprays the students to open a path for the rest of the officers MORE »
Cornell Police Jizz Their Pants After Winning National Award
On October 25th, the Cornell University Police Department was crowned the best university police or something. Who knows? Who cares. More importantly, their cockiness has reached new levels after receiving this award, further pissing off the rest of the Cornell community. Sophomore, Brad Daly, expressed extreme resentment for CUPD. “This CUPD cop came... MORE »
Week in Review: OccupyCampusBasement
OccupyWallStreet: Protests continued this week on Wall Street where thousands of people hanging out in Times Square continued to prove that you can’t get a job if you’re too busy hanging out in Times Square. T-T-T-Today, Junior!: Philip Garber, Jr., a 16-year-old taking classes at the County College of Morris received an email in which... MORE »
Sexual Roleplay
Scarlett has some specific fantasies. Director of Photography: Matt McBrayer Cast: Scarlett Bermingham Jeff Chan Stephanie Hsu Grant O’Brien Special Thanks: Red Productions MORE »