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Article by Roy Parker
April 9, 2012

Jesus Misses Easter, Too Hungover

    After 3 straight days of partying, Jesus Christ, 33, awoke yesterday on April 8 to realize something awful – he had missed Easter.   “I literally remember nothing about the past 3 days,” Jesus said to our crack-investigative team. “And then I woke up yesterday with the worst Dad-damn headache I’ve ever had... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 17, 2012

Around the Web

Check out the latest and greatest from our friends around the web! Whether you’re angry about McDonalds being out of chicken McNuggets, looking to reminisce about how amazing Titanic was, looking to throw a party without smelling bacon, or interested in learning what kinds of hangovers there are (hint: they’re all bad), this week’s links answer... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 10, 2012

Campus Basement Dean’s List

Check out the latest and greatest from our friends! Whether you’re wondering what kind of shit hungover people say, looking for some awesome party ideas, or trying to validate your choice in music or fast food, this week’s edition of Dean’s List has it all covered! Well, it has all the things I just mentioned,... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 3, 2012

Sorry for Partying

Check out this article from our friends at Sorry for Partying!  10 Simple Reasons Why Drinking is Good.  Sure, you already knew drinking was good. At least you assume it’s good, you’re usually not present when drunk you takes over your body. But you’ve been todl by your peers that it’s good. And also that... MORE »

Article by emcorbet
January 16, 2012

To the Syracuse University graduating class of 2012….

Ah, the dawn of a spring semester at Syracuse University ““ a time when spring itself is nothing but a thought over yonder, behind the mile-high snow banks and record-breaking wind chills. A time when students return to campus and thus, rejoice in their awaiting academia, frolicking to the thought of cold nights spent curled... MORE »

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November 22, 2011

Party Funder

Partiers around the country rejoice!  After the success of its pre-beta launch, The Party Fund is ready to roll out more $100 party grants to students across the country. Already, students at schools like Harvard, NYU, Skidmore, and Stanford have been awarded grants.  Sponsors pick up the tab for the parties, and all you have... MORE »

Article by Eric Pratt
October 31, 2011

Halloween Present vs. Halloween Future: The Breakdown

Halloween 2011 is on a Monday.  Whose idea was that again?  Pope Gregory XIII? I do have some good news.  In exchange for Halloween 2011 being on a Monday, Halloween 2013 is going to be on a Thursday.  Current freshmen and sophomores (and a handful of juniors) can party up 10/31/13 in high (probably, drunk... MORE »

Article by Eric Pratt
October 6, 2011

DPS Captain Breaks Down Over Breaking Up USC Parties

USC’s Department of Public Safety shocked students yesterday with a heartfelt confession of the truth behind their long held practice of breaking up good times of all kinds.  “There’s always a problem when there’s a private party in a private residence,” Captain David Carlisle told student leaders and press.  “DPS never gets invited.” Carlisle led... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
February 7, 2011

What Your Drink At A Frat Party Says About You

It’s Thursday. Bass pounds, the air reeks of cheap booze and that one chick’s perfume (seriously, take it easy next time), the pledges are wide-eyed and the spring semester shines on a whole new round of Row debauchery. Objectively, it’s fairly easy to see that these loud, crowded, dimly-lit parties are designed to cater to... MORE »