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Article by Rud
December 28, 2011

What Your New Years Plans Say About You (Cuse)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! College students, behold, one of the best creations our society has bestowed upon us: New Years Eve. Alas, the day in which we ring in the new... MORE »

Picture by JClassy
November 18, 2011

Whispers Bar Mitzvah

I just walked into Whispers Café and saw the Bar Mitzvah party of the century taking place. Wish I was invited. MORE »

Video by Shermysherm11
November 14, 2011

Marching Mizzou feels like “Party Rockin’”

Our marching band “Marching Mizzou” has struggled to gain the respect they deserve. It could be the obnoxious fuzzy hats, the anime band nerd stereotype or that their half time shows include music from the dark ages. But as the band has recently added “I just had sex,” to their playlist, they’ve found a way... MORE »

Article by BradBabendir
October 25, 2011

10 Ironic Halloween Costume Hook-Ups

I went through and thought of ten pairings of costumes that could be potentially be touching each other on October’s final day, and imagined what it would be like if the two people were really doing the nasty.   Bill O’Reilly and Michelle Obama ““   There is so much wrong here. First of all,... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
October 20, 2011

Study: Repeatedly Chanting Person’s Name Doubles Their Likelihood of Giving In to Peer Pressure

A team of psychologists recently wrapped up a high-profile, nationwide research project that concluded that repeatedly chanting a person’s name ““ particularly teens and college students ““ increased their likelihood of giving in to peer pressure by 100 percent. A subject placed in the control group was situated in the basement of a frat party... MORE »

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October 16, 2011

Looks like Someone Partied Too Hard

I guess you can say, last night was NUTS! [there goes my pun limit for the week] MORE »

Article by G-Nonymous
October 12, 2011

In New Policy, Skorton Puts George Orwell “Obey” Stickers on Every Frat Party ID Scanner

NORTH CAMPUS – In what he calls a “friendly reminder to freshmen that we’re watching their every move,” Cornell University President David Skorton has instituted a new policy that requires every ID scanner used at frat parties to bear an “Obey” sticker from George Orwell’s classic novel, 1984.   “You see, every time you put... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
October 10, 2011

Lame Frat Party Doesn’t Have Enough Elevated Surfaces To Dance On

Attendees of last night’s open party at Sigma Omega were severely disappointed and underwhelmed to find there were not enough elevated surfaces to dance on. The social fraternity’s annual beach party often receives critical praise for its strong girl-to-guy ratio, long lasting alcohol supply, and over-the-top decor including sand-covered floors and a basement full of... MORE »