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Article by Roy Parker
April 9, 2012

Jesus Misses Easter, Too Hungover

    After 3 straight days of partying, Jesus Christ, 33, awoke yesterday on April 8 to realize something awful – he had missed Easter.   “I literally remember nothing about the past 3 days,” Jesus said to our crack-investigative team. “And then I woke up yesterday with the worst Dad-damn headache I’ve ever had... MORE »

Article by Lia Woodward
March 28, 2012

Non-drinkers can finally meet everyone’s ‘judgmental’ expectations by adapting statements from typical college party-goers

After several years’ worth of attending college parties as a non-drinker, I am noticing a concerning trend: we alcohol-free anomalies just are not meeting everyone’s expectations. When we show up to parties, ready to enjoy ourselves without bothering anyone or making a scene, we are a disappointment. Why? Because we are not judging people enough.... MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 17, 2012

Ramapo College Cancels Spring Break

Mahwah, New Jersey-In a whirlwind decision, Ramapo College administrators agreed that starting this semester, the college will no longer give students a Spring break. However, in an experimental move that will either garner high praises or arouse copious concerns, Ramapo will being giving all school faculty a Spring break. This includes professors and administrators, as... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 10, 2012

Campus Basement Dean’s List

Check out the latest and greatest from our friends! Whether you’re wondering what kind of shit hungover people say, looking for some awesome party ideas, or trying to validate your choice in music or fast food, this week’s edition of Dean’s List has it all covered! Well, it has all the things I just mentioned,... MORE »

Article by Nicole G
February 5, 2012

Things to Do on Super Bowl Sunday

Low on plans on today? Here are 7 parties we know will be happening so you can celebrate this year’s most watched television event. The Frat: A guaranteed sausagefest with three bros playing a half-hearted game of beer pong. By the time you arrive, all the wings and chips will be gone. Bring a spoon... MORE »

Article by Lia Woodward
November 2, 2011

Combining Halloween Weekend and Parents Weekend was a great idea

When it became incredibly clear that USC was going to make this year’s Parents Weekend and Halloween Weekend one in the same, I think I can speak for everyone when I say that we were all pretty excited by that idea.   The scantily clad antics typical to Halloween would undoubtedly be that much more... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
November 1, 2011

A Very Campus Basement Halloween

Halloween was pretty crazy this year for Campus Basement. From overly revealing costumes to insane frat parties, our writers had plenty to talk about. One thing that wasn’t mentioned: can we agree not to have Halloween on a Monday anymore? It makes it so we have like five Halloweens.  And that gets to be too... MORE »

Article by Samantha Ruddy
October 28, 2011

10 Awesome Ways To Get Kicked Out of a Halloween Party

1. Dress up as a character from Mario Kart and convert a large box into a makeshift boxcar to wear. Keep bananas in makeshift boxcar. Throw a banana peel behind you as you walk. Repeat. 2. Wear a Ghost Busters costume and tackle every party guest in a ghost or monster themed costume. Demand compensation... MORE »

Article by Lia Woodward
October 26, 2011

Students return to Halloween’s traditional roots by celebrating All Sluts Day instead

Halloween is fast approaching. Parties, costumes, scary movies, candy: all of it adds up to the same excellent October 31st we experience every year. However, Halloween wasn’t always about dressing up in clever outfits, trick-or-treating, and grabbing onto one’s attractive friends during the parts of The Sixth Sense that still scare me.   Most people... MORE »