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Article by Piliour
November 18, 2010

Janitor at MIT Fired For Inability to Solve Ridiculously Complicated Equation

Fred Daniels was released from his position as a custodian at MIT last week because of his inability to solve an extremely complicated equation that one of the professors had posted on a board outside his classroom. “I don’t really understand what happened,” says Daniels. “I’ve had this job for 25 years, and nobody ever... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 16, 2010

Math Professor Admits to Speaking English

Professor Gupta, long-time professor in the SU math department, came clean last week, stating, “I admit, my English is, in fact, impeccable. The façade, one which I have kept up for the last few years, was all an act, smoke and mirrors, if you will, used to confuse students.”   Students who previously enrolled in... MORE »