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After reports surfaced that Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant coach turned sexual deviant has requested more leniency in the terms of his house arrest, Ramapo Basement has discovered several other pleas made by the 67-year-old ped-ass. According to Sandusky’s lawyer, these proposals are intended to make his client more comfortable in the courtroom.... MORE »
Jimmy Kimmel once again proves he’s a diabolical genius. He told his viewers to tape their children opening terrible Christmas gifts, then post their reactions on YouTube. No Legos or Xbox 360s, but a few half-eaten food items and random household appliances. And tears. Lots and lots of tears. MORE »
On the Week Before Kids: By Thanksgiving, it has already been over three weeks since Halloween! And how is a kid to survive without a monthly dose of commercialized holiday cheer generously injected into the American education system?? Impossible, I know. So instead of expecting kids to actually try to learn anything the week before a holiday, teachers fill... MORE »
Check out this adorable video of two toddlers giving Charlie Sheen a run for his money. It’s like a snowman puked all over the living room. MORE »
Kids suck at most things. Whether it’s sports, video games, cooking, playing music, or performing quadruple bypass surgery, children are pretty incompetent at almost everything. In particular, kids are shitty artists, and New York Times bestselling author Maddox proves it in his anthology of horrible children’s drawings, I Am Better Than Your Kids. I... MORE »
In the wake of numerous South Campus apartment break-ins over Thanksgiving break and in recent weeks, the Syracuse Department of Public Safety announced in a press conference Thursday the hiring of child prodigy Kevin McAllister as a private security consultant. Mr. McAllister’s primary task will be to beef up anti-burglary measures in South Campus apartment... MORE »