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Article by J.D.Basement
February 12, 2012

Jerry Sandusky Also Requests…

After reports surfaced that Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant coach turned sexual deviant has requested more leniency in the terms of his house arrest, Ramapo Basement has discovered several other pleas made by the 67-year-old ped-ass. According to Sandusky’s lawyer, these proposals are intended to make his client more comfortable in the courtroom.... MORE »

Video by Alex Rosenthal
December 13, 2011

Children React To Terrible Christmas Presents

Jimmy Kimmel once again proves he’s a diabolical genius. He told his viewers to tape their children opening terrible Christmas gifts, then post their reactions on YouTube. No Legos or Xbox 360s, but a few half-eaten food items and random household appliances. And tears. Lots and lots of tears. MORE »

Article by Rebecca Kriegman
November 23, 2011

Thanksgiving for Kids Vs. Thanksgiving for College Students

On the Week Before Kids: By Thanksgiving, it has already been over three weeks since Halloween! And how is a kid to survive without a monthly dose of commercialized holiday cheer generously injected into the American education system?? Impossible, I know. So instead of expecting kids to actually try to learn anything the week before a holiday, teachers fill... MORE »

Video by Alex Rosenthal
November 23, 2011

Video: 3-Year-Old Goes on Raging Coke Bender, Destroys Mom’s House

Check out this adorable video of two toddlers giving Charlie Sheen a run for his money. It’s like a snowman puked all over the living room. MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
November 13, 2011

Children Suck At Drawing: I Am Better Than Your Kids

Kids suck at most things. Whether it’s sports, video games, cooking, playing music, or performing quadruple bypass surgery, children are pretty incompetent at almost everything. In particular, kids are shitty artists, and New York Times bestselling author Maddox proves it in his anthology of horrible children’s drawings, I Am Better Than Your Kids.   I... MORE »

Article by Kevin Slack
December 17, 2010

DPS Announces Hiring of Kevin McAllister, Age 8, as South Campus Security Consultant

In the wake of numerous South Campus apartment break-ins over Thanksgiving break and in recent weeks, the Syracuse Department of Public Safety announced in a press conference Thursday the hiring of child prodigy Kevin McAllister as a private security consultant. Mr. McAllister’s primary task will be to beef up anti-burglary measures in South Campus apartment... MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
September 20, 2010

Farmer’s Market

Ithaca Farmer’s Market Now Serving Freshly Cooked Rabbit MORE »