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Article by Annie Segal
April 5, 2012

Passover causes bread shortages in SU Dining Halls

As most Syracuse students know the Jewish holiday, Passover, is coming up on Friday. Essentially, it celebrates the Jews’ exodus from Egypt and their journey to Israel led by Moses. In other words, Moses was like “I’m peacin’ outta dis bitch Pharaoh.” Then he split the red sea, but didn’t have time to make a... MORE »

Article by SupermanThatPo
December 24, 2011

Santa Only Servicing Jews for 2011 Christmas Season Due to Economic Recession

If you pray to the infamous Jesus Christ and were expecting Santa to slide down your chimney this December, keep your partridge in your pear tree, folks, “cause it’s not happening. December 25, 2011 marks just the second time this has ever happened. The first time was on the 13th day of Abib, 33 AD,... MORE »

Article by halfmanhalfamazing
December 23, 2011

Disappointed Jewish Boy Receives School Supplies for Hanukkah, Again

David Steinberg was eager to get home from college for winter break; he couldn’t wait to celebrate Hanukkah with his family. “I love all of the family traditions,” he was overheard saying to his campus Hillel representative, “we light the menorah, sing Hanukkah songs, and play dreidel, what could be better?” David’s explanation seemed a... MORE »

Picture by David the Gnome
December 3, 2011

Adventures on JDate: Is Water Polo Cruel To The Horses?

Click to expand. Welcome to the first of many “Adventures on JDate.” In search of Ms. Right, I joined the Jewish dating site and I’ll be sharing some of my favorite exchanges with other users (text reads bottom to top). This particular girl mentioned that she liked horseback riding in her profile, so I asked... MORE »

Article by apost
October 27, 2011

Olin Stacks Flasher Finds True Love at Jewish Speed Dating

Recently an anonymous male was found running around Olin exposing himself to females and shocking them to the point of tears. CampusBasement investigative reporter Jenna Til-Warts had an exclusive interview with the famous flasher. She pried into the mind of the psychopath in an attempt to figure out what the roots of his problems were. ... MORE »

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September 29, 2011

Happy New Year To Our Jewish Readers

If you’re sitting in temple much like me, you’re experiencing the wonderful standing, sitting, singing and shofar blowing. Good times! Well I’d like to take this moment to thank god for smart phones, cause now I can surf campusbasement with my phone cleverly hidden in the sedar book.  There’s so many old people at these... MORE »

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January 6, 2011

Jewsey Shore

Jews go to the Jersey Shore MORE »

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November 9, 2010

Jewish American Princess (JAP): A Documentary

Yes, this is 2 years old, and I apologize that I wasn’t able to provide you with a little brand new somethin somethin on this fine Tuesday night. HOWEVER, sometimes it feels like just yesterday that the Cornell sketch comedy group, Humor Us!, released this comedic gem that has helps us take a closer look... MORE »