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Article by apost
September 20, 2011

Finding Housing in Ithaca Ruins Student’s Lives

The only place where the real estate market never feels the economic troubles of the country is Collegetown, Ithaca NY.  I am pretty sure this has something to do with economics…supply and demand I assume. But, don’t quote me on that. There are many issues though that come with the real estate market in Ithaca.... MORE »

Article by sshocket
December 6, 2010

Bacon-wrapped ghetto dogs receive 5-star Zagat review

Leonard Zagat, a local homeless man, recently awarded a five-star review to a bacon-wrapped hot dog sold by a local street vendor on Saturday’s game day. The food enthusiast, who sleeps under the Vermont Ave. I-10 on-ramp, said it was “the best godderned piece of shit I’ve licked all week.” Zagat’s review came shortly after... MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
December 1, 2010

Eli The Homeless Guy on Marshall Street Has An Album!

Apparently Eli had time to record a CD just in time for Christmas. Titled “El’s Christmas Mission” the album was recorded in the Belfer Audio Laboratory, at Syracuse University.  So, now when Eli comes up to you asking for cash, you can tell him you bought his CD! Check out Empire Life Entertainment to read more MORE »

Article by Syracuse Staff
September 27, 2010

Week in Review

Like a Frat Kid Loves Cake: The IFC fraternity rush policy was changed to more closely mimic sorority rush. Guides or “rho chis” will now be responsible for escorting potential new members to every house on campus. Similarly, fraternities are now expected to sing and cheer during recruitment, decorate the exteriors of their houses with... MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 9, 2010

Insights Incite Spare Change

A few years ago, Syracuse University instituted a new motto: Insights Incite Change. Now, they are under investigation for copyright infringement. It seems that a certain group of individuals claimed this motto long before SU and now it seeks restitution for the wrongful appropriation of the motto. The individuals pressing charges are: bums. Antonio Jones,... MORE »