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Article by smalls
January 31, 2011

Synchronized Menstruation Destroys Balch Hall

Sewage specialists all across Ithaca were brought in earlier today to help stem the tide of sewage that burst forth from Balch Hall. Reports point to this being a direct result of girls flushing their tampons down the toilet rather than neatly disposing them in the convenient white boxes on the side of each stall.... MORE »

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January 30, 2011

Drunk Girl Fights at Nicks Tomato Pie Downtown!

Fight breaks out at Nick’s Tomato Pie in Syracuse, New York. 1am, 1/29/11. Note: it is the girl who reaches over glass and starts flipping pizzas. The pizza guy then slaps the pizza pan down. MORE »

Article by Piliour
January 3, 2011

Hot Sorority Is, In Fact, as Hot as Students Claim

Girls want to be them. Guys want to be with them. Some guys even want to be them, too. As it turns out, TriChi, the sorority that everyone claims is “so hot” is, in fact, extremely hot. “They’re all tens,” said Nick Angelakos of the sorority in question. “Seriously, I would inject rabies into my... MORE »

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December 10, 2010

Trombone Bewbs

Bringing you more random hilarity from around the interwebs, I present this to you. Might I emphasize the randomness. MORE »

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December 9, 2010

Rush 2010 | Float Your Boat

It’s rush time, do you have what it takes? MORE »

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December 9, 2010

Best Party Ever

Double Fist Pump!!! You miss out big time if you weren’t there MORE »

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October 6, 2010

One Night Stand

Here’s one for the Plan B pill… MORE »

Article by Anonymous
September 3, 2010

Do you like hot girls? Do you have a car?

The sisters of Delta Gamma are hosting a car wash this SATURDAY, September 4th between the hours of 11-3. So, if you have a car, go find the nearest mud-pit, and get that badboy soaked up. The dirtier your car, the longer it will take to clean it! (actually, this doesn’t really work. they will... MORE »