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Article by Lia Woodward
December 14, 2011

Female student wages War on Drama

Lindsay Tinkerton is fed up. “With what?” many a reasonable reader might ask. If there is one thing in this beautiful world Lindsay, a sophomore, hates more than anything, it’s drama. Thanks to that hate, Lindsay has launched her own personal attack on drama itself, one bold move and snide comment at a time. “I’m... MORE »

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November 21, 2011

Two college girls kissing for the first time

I went on a cruise a few years back and convinced some girls to make out with each other. They thought this was for a photo but I was recording the whole thing. Couldn’t get them to do more than peck each other but it’s still fun to watch. MORE »

Article by Lia Woodward
November 16, 2011

Group of guys realize their short “kinda cute” bro has actually been a girl all along

If there is anything in this world that guys love, it’s their bros.   Just look at Bobby Morris, a sophomore. Morris was happy to be in a pack of nine bros. Or so he thought.   “All of them have been there for me through so much and it’s really great to just kick... MORE »

Article by Roy Parker
October 28, 2011

8 “Sexy” Halloween Costumes That You Should Think Twice About Before Taking Home

  Nothing defines your more than your Halloween costume except for the costume that girl you’re taking home is wearing. So before you count yourself among the lucky ones who’re getting laid tonight, take a second look to see exactly what garment you’ll be taking off your score and question whether you want to be... MORE »

Article by Roy Parker
October 21, 2011

A Guide to Losing Your Virginity (For Guys & Girls)

Realizing that the semester’s end is rapidly approaching and you are still holding onto your precious V-Card despite your best efforts? Then you may be doing something terribly wrong. But don’t you worry if you’re male, female, plankton, or can of Spam, these helpful tips will put you in right with the opposite sex (literally).... MORE »

Article by apost
October 9, 2011

Panhel Reveals Phi Sigma Sigma Hires Outside University Students

In the past few weeks there have been numerous sightings of a new sorority all around Cornell’s campus. They have bags, they have sweatshirts and they even have a table at Ho Plaza. These girls are everywhere. But, where did they come from? Just yesterday a Panhelenic representative revealed that these girls are not just... MORE »

Article by Rud
March 28, 2011

Freshman’s Internet Girlfriend Is Real

Local college freshmen in Avery Hall were shocked to learn that Timothy O’Neill, the overweight Call of Duty enthusiast on the fourth floor’s internet girlfriend was real. Allegedly, she flew in from Juneau, Alaska last Friday for a weekend visit. “Nobody believed me when I told them about her;” remembers O’Neill. “they all thought I... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 23, 2011

Stalking: There’s an App for That

Christina Henderson is the hottest girl at Penn State University. It’s a scientific fact. However, she has always been off-limits because of her relationship with Jared Pitt, the luckiest man in the world. Until now. On Sunday, Henderson reportedly called things off with Pitt, citing his “incredibly annoying laugh,” as well as his affiliation with... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 13, 2011

Uh-oh: It’s Valentine’s Day

Ok, don’t panic. It’s not a big deal. Just Valentine’s Day. V-Day. Vagina starts with a v, and those things are awesome. Well, usually. Once a month, they”¦ No, never mind. They’re awesome. This is awesome. It’s an awesome day.Shit, no it’s not. I hate this day. Maybe I can buy her a Mayan calendar... MORE »