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Mizzou »
Article by carolineoreilly
February 6, 2013

Top Ten Pop Culture Predictions of 2013

1. Kim Kardashian gives birth on live television, baby Kimye eats its way out of Kim’s uterus Twilight-style. Kris Jenner promptly sells the newborn’s life rights to E!. 2. Anne Hathaway punches Best Actress winner Jessica Chastain at the Oscars: “I SHAVED MY HEAD FOR THIS.” 3. Leonardo DiCaprio decides to move to daytime television... MORE »

Mizzou »
Article by drewthegoose
December 14, 2012

Student Decides He Suffers from ADHD after Taking Adderall

A University of Missouri student decided Sunday that he suffers from ADHD after taking a dosage of the drug adderall. Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, or ADHD, is a psychiatric and neurobehavioral disorder most commonly associated with inattentiveness. The disorder has grown in popularity over the last decade thanks to a combination of awareness for the... MORE »

Columbia »
Article by loganor
May 2, 2012

Kill, Fuck, Marry: Cheese. Slow Jamz Edition.

This week I have a lot of work. I am also creating the greatest article ever written for campus basement of all time in the history of the world ever. While you are waiting, please enjoy my KFM: C. Kthxbai. MORE »

Columbia »
Article by loganor
April 26, 2012

Studying for Finals: I don’t .gif a Sh*t

It’s time for the last adderall binge push. One more round of finals season, and my 16 years of taking tests and writing papers will be over. After 16 years of schoolwork – yes I’m including elementary school, because multiplication tables were fucking hard – I should have finals studying down to a science. Honestly,... MORE »

Cornell »
Picture by db
March 3, 2012

Drew Carey Isn’t Funny Enough For Campus Basement

Are you? MORE »

Columbia »
Article by loganor
February 22, 2012

The Poop Scoop

Anyone with roommates knows the frustration of the A.M. Bathroom Shuffle. That smelly game of musical chairs where you want to take time for your morning ablutions, but you want to avoid the stench of the morning deuce that preceded yours. Sometimes, you lose this game. Sometimes, you have to brave the wild and lawless... MORE »

Syracuse »
Video by mjohnson683
February 22, 2012

Jeremy Lin song: short, fun, original

“Lin City” is a song about the growing legend that is Jeremy Lin. MORE »

Hofstra »
Article by Max Lehman
February 21, 2012

HU Law Just Got Served

The oh-so-amazing Hofstra Law School is being sued as per se* part of a class action law suit by a lawyer with a name suggesting connections to a famous jeans company. One may suggest this to be a conspiracy urging more lawyers to wear jeans in the courtroom. Others believe this would not have happened... MORE »

Syracuse »
Poll by Alex Rosenthal
February 9, 2012

Top 15 SU Memes

Never have I ever seen a trend blow up so quickly and so awesomely as the new “SU Memes” page on Facebook. I originally imagined memes as being more of an inside joke between reddit users and other internet communities, but now that they’ve become [Hipster Mermaid voice] “sooo mainstream,” college students are using everything from... MORE »