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Article by Alex Rosenthal
December 27, 2011

10 Things to Do Over Winter Break (Basement Staff)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! Co-written with Basement Boss Alex Piliouras.10. Get a Job, Grouch!You’re spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to binge drink, eat Hot Pockets, and occasionally sit in... MORE »

Article by Piliour
December 23, 2011

Update: Campus Basement Tournament!

Hey Basement dwellers, Thanks for all of your support during Round One of the Inaugural Campus Basement “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament! Round One went like Michael Phelps: awkward on TV and with lots of marijuana. But aside from that, it went swimmingly. At the end of Round One, USC has... MORE »

Article by halfmanhalfamazing
December 23, 2011

Disappointed Jewish Boy Receives School Supplies for Hanukkah, Again

David Steinberg was eager to get home from college for winter break; he couldn’t wait to celebrate Hanukkah with his family. “I love all of the family traditions,” he was overheard saying to his campus Hillel representative, “we light the menorah, sing Hanukkah songs, and play dreidel, what could be better?” David’s explanation seemed a... MORE »

Article by Rud
December 22, 2011

The History of the Christmas Sweater (Cuse)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite!Top Reasons Why The Christmas Sweater Was Invented So that there was one weekend of Winter that girls could go out and party without freezing their asses... MORE »

Article by apost
December 21, 2011

Drunk Letters To Santa (Cornell)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! YOOO FAT WHITE BIIIITCH!!! So like my bizniss manager sed it’d be a good meiffovve to write you a lettttter about shit I wnt in my... MORE »

Article by Becca Grumet
December 20, 2011

A Jew’s Perspective of Christmas

When I was a kid, my mom took me to see a production of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Jesus Christ Superstar. After that, I thought I knew absolutely everything there was to know about Jesus. It was easy! The hippie Jews thought he was the shit, sang Hosanna! a bunch of times, and eventually went all... MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
December 18, 2011

Chocolate Milk for Berliner

Hello friends! From this semester until now has been some crazy times. We drank”¦A LOT”¦of chocolate milk and stuff. You know what I am really talking about so through the power of the internet let us wink at each other simultaneously. Ready? Awesome! That was beautiful, but before I get ahead of myself on how... MORE »

Article by Nicole G
November 28, 2011

Best Cyber Monday Deals

Campus Basement’s Resident Shopping Expert here to remind you to take advantage of the best Cyber Monday deals before midnight. I’ve rounded up the best sales of the day, so get out your daddy’s credit card and start buying! Because the holidays are all about spending money on yourself (right?).    Amazon - Amazon has sales... MORE »