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Article by Rud
March 2, 2011

Freshman Parent Concerned School is Interfering With Son’s Partying

Michael Faulkner, parent of college freshman, Jamie Faulkner is seriously concerned about his son’s school habits. “We came up for parents weekend and I asked him how his hangover was.” Faulkner Sr. remembers. “Then he proceeded to tell me that he didn’t have one because he had a big exam this week and he needed... MORE »

Article by Danny Fersh
February 3, 2011

Sources: Freshman engineering major is gonna get some this weekend

According to multiple reports, freshman engineering major Bobby Stevens will spend a large portion of the upcoming weekend smashing poonani. Sources close to the freshman say that he fully expects his recent dry spell to come to a crashing halt as he gets laid “daily, nightly and ever so rightly.” Although it’s unknown at this... MORE »

Article by Rud
December 6, 2010

Syracuse Freshmen Freak Out At Sight of Snow

This weekend was no ordinary weekend for Syracuse University freshmen. It was the first real snowfall of the year, and not many of them knew how to cope with the mysterious white substance. “It happens every year;” SU Junior, Alyssa Pentley said “it doesn’t matter where they grew up. They all act like they’re from... MORE »

Article by Kevin Slack
December 1, 2010

Newly-Single Freshman Loses Confidence in Record Thirty Seconds

Sam Harper is feeling good. He’s free. Two days ago, he announced to the press and the Facebook community that he had broken up with his high school girlfriend of two years, Kristen Shaw. Now Harper, sans-girlfriend, is “out on the prowl again,” as he characterizes it. “It just had to happen, man,” He tells... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 29, 2010

Student Institutionalized After Being Called “Freshman”

It was 2:04 AM on Saturday, September 3, 2009. David Moore was walking home from a house party on Livingtson Avenue with his roommates.   Suddenly, without warning, a 2005 Jeep rolled down Euclid. The Jeep slowed just as it reached Moore and his friends and from inside the vehicle came a single word: “FRESHMEN!”... MORE »

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September 19, 2010

PSA to Freshman Girl: How guys jack-off with a roommate?

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Article by sablowsky
September 19, 2010

Freshman POV: Ernie Davis Hall is Not For Peasants

Some of us live in poorly renovated skyscrapers, others reside on the outskirts of the ghetto, but only the Kings and Queens of Cuse get to live in the fabled Ernie Davis hall. While using the pristine new bathrooms in Davis, one can almost feel the exhilaration of literally shitting on all of the other... MORE »

Video by Anonymous
September 14, 2010

That’s My Rodd Pt. 2

College freshmen meets hottest chick ever but gets more than he bargained for. MORE »

Video by Anonymous
September 14, 2010

That’s My Rodd

College freshmen meets hottest chick ever but gets more than he bargained for. MORE »