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Blog of a Frat Bro: Movie Nite
Ayo Playaz, Whadda dillz is? Sorry I ain’t posted yet this year, this the first time I had a chance, what with chasin’ p*ssy and gettin’ ass. By the way, the letter I left out back there was a u. As in “u gettin’ boned in ya p*ssy.” No big deals. Anyway, I came up... MORE »
Hazed and Confused V: Frat Magic
Our first hazing story of the year! Hooray for fraternity hazing! Oh, wait. Not hooray… Dear Campus Basement:What you are about to hear is disturbing and is not approved for mature audiences. So please, if you’re mature, don’t read this.My hazing started out simply enough, with a *** (frat letters omitted here) tradition: carving a... MORE »
A Cornell Frat Bro’s Saturday
On a typical saturday, I wake up around 10 or 11 and start my day off right with a couple of eggs and maybe some bacon – yeah, I splurge on cholesterol on saturdays. Then I go upstairs and tell whatever facially deformed wench who happens to be drooling on my pillows to please exit... MORE »
D-List Frat Plans a Mixer With A-List Sorority
No one shows up. MORE »
Hazed and Confused: Part IV
Yet another edition of “Hazed and Confused,” where we accept letters from random frat pledges about their hazing stories. This one’s a doozie”¦ Dear Campus Basement,I need help remembering what exactly happened to me, and I’m going to use this as a forum to inform others, as well as attempt to recover my own memories.The... MORE »
Frats Begin Training for Mayfest
Life for Syracuse University frat pledge, Michael Wilkins isn’t all fun and keg stands. It’s hard work and keg stands, too. Now that the weather has warmed up, SU frats are beginning to train their prospective members for the shitshow that is Mayfest by a series of day-drinking events/challenges. It’s that time of year again... MORE »
Paddy Murphy: The Ultimate Wingman
This week it has been announced by the SU sororities’, that they are “so over” Edward Cullen and “that whole vampire thing”. The ladies of SU’s Greek life have moved on to greener pastures and more mysterious men. So mysterious, that this man they’ve move on to, is in fact, a ghost. No, it’s... MORE »
Blog of a Frat Bro: Ay, Papi
Yo dawgs, In case you ain’t heard, mad bitches is hatin’ on U Albany this week. Yeah, we know how to party. No bigz. Everybody should party like us. Put it this way: if your car is in one peace when your done partying, then you ain’t done partying. The real reason people are hatin’... MORE »
SC offers student body advice for controlling urges during bro tank season
Spring, nature’s horniest season, has sprung. It brings with it a well-deserved break, a welcome increase in temperature, an all-around increase in fun and ““ you guessed it ““ a titillating surge in the wearing of god’s most perfect garment: the bro tank. Dr. Elle Rosas, USC Superintendent of Student Chastity, warns the seasonal... MORE »