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Article by Keith Frat
March 29, 2012

IFC Honors Sigma Phi Epsilon for Home Depot Incident

Last night the Inter-fraternity Council of the University of Florida honored Sigma Phi Epsilon with the George W. Bush Courage Award for its latest run in with the law. On March 14th 3 members of the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity known colloquially as “Sig Ep” attempted to borrow $600 dollars worth of plastic sheets from a... MORE »

Video by Piliour
March 28, 2012

Frat Party Music 20 Years Ago

The year is 1992. Bill Clinton has just begun his non-scandalous term in office. Aladdin is dominating the box office while people argue that this whole Disney animation thing is “just a phase.” And Microsoft released Windows 3.1, forever solidifying its place as the best computer software ever. In essence, 1992 was nirvana. Because “Smells... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
February 20, 2012

New Fraternity Pledge Shocked to Realize Brothers Lied to Him During Rush

Now that Syracuse University’s IFC spring rush period has finally come to an end, aspiring Greeks around campus have officially made the coveted transition from GDIs to worthless maggot pledges, prepared for the toughest physical and mental challenge of their college careers. Delta Theta pledge Marc Nason, however, was caught off guard to learn that... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 19, 2012

Blog of a Frat Bro: Trip to the Library

Yo yo yo! Whasup, my linjas? Is that racist? Shit, if that’s racist, I’m sorry, dawgs. My b. But I’ve got a wicked case of Lin fever. Like, I went to the hospital and they said I had a 103º fever, “most likely caused by a venereal disease.” Which I’m assuming is doctor-speak for Linsanity.... MORE »

Article by dmargalit
January 26, 2012

Phi-Psi contracted by Obama to work door at Glick Field House

Ann Arbor, Michigan – On Wednesday night thousands of students lined up outside of the Union to have a chance to get a ticket for “Remarks by President Obama,” despite the excruciatingly boring name. While some students couldn’t fathom the existence of times with only three digits (“You mean 17:00 AM, right?), let alone getting... MORE »

Article by Piliour
December 8, 2011

Blog of a Frat Bro: Finals Week Edition

‘Sup, my nuggets? That’s the safest way I can use the word I should be allowed to use, but fuckin’ peepz don’t get that I’m fuckin’ Sirius: mad black, yo. Dat’s da bull standard for ya, da bullshit standard. N E way, hope your all treatin’ you’re final exams like butts and stickin’ it to... MORE »

Article by halfmanhalfamazing
November 25, 2011

Six Ridiculous Ways Wash U Spends Its Money

Wash U has an endowment of $4,560,043,000.  Many of you look at that massive number and ask, “Where did it all go?”  Our university has gone to all lengths to continue building their resources.  In fact, Wash U became a smoke free campus primarily because it would save them money on health insurance payments for... MORE »

Article by Annie Segal
November 3, 2011

Grinding: A Collegiate Past-time

Frat Parties, Frat Parties, Frat Parties. “Nuff Said.  While many people argue that certain frats are better than others, they are all essentially the same.  Loud music in the basement, a 30 minute line to get beer at the bar, girls wearing just enough to avoid being arrested for indecent exposure, and people grinding like... MORE »

Article by Quinn Sosna-Spear
October 15, 2011

Cup stacking and beer pong mix-up, chaos ensues

This year, USC’s annual Beer Pong Tournament and Vermont Avenue Elementary School’s Cup Stacking Finals were held on the same day. USC also had the privilege of hosting both. Unfortunately, USC’s Planning and Events Committee (PEC) suffered a grievous mix-up and the venues for these events were switched.   Cup Stacking is an ESPN verified... MORE »