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Young Group of Visiting Explore! Students “Startled” by Showing of Sorority Pride
In an unfortunate twist of fate, a group of 35 prospective freshmen, disconnected from their tour guide and left wandering the north areas of campus and the adjacent residential communities, found themselves witnessing what outsiders have called the “bizarre spirit rituals of the Sorority.” The students, from schools that span the nation, were visiting the... MORE »
Date Party Gets UGLI
Michelangelo had David, Joe Louis had Joe Louis arena, Dave Brandon had the night game, Mary Sue Coleman: has Slutty with a Study Buddy, at the UGLI. This past Saturday, Sorority Iota Delta Epsilon (IDE) held their winter semester formal at the highly relevant Shapiro Undergraduate Library. Sororities have been competing all year long for optimal positioning... MORE »
New Fraternity Pledge Shocked to Realize Brothers Lied to Him During Rush
Now that Syracuse University’s IFC spring rush period has finally come to an end, aspiring Greeks around campus have officially made the coveted transition from GDIs to worthless maggot pledges, prepared for the toughest physical and mental challenge of their college careers. Delta Theta pledge Marc Nason, however, was caught off guard to learn that... MORE »
Bid Day – Girls vs. Guys
As the second round of rush comes to a close for the semester, we here at Campus Basement would like to take a look at the subtle differences between Fraternities and Sororities. Namely, Bid Day; the single most-greatest best mindfucking heartbreakingly emotional day of the Greek calendar for GDI hopefuls. Girls (on girls bid day)... MORE »
Cornell Pledges are Sexy And They Know It
AEPi pledges serenade sororities with a junk-jiggling rendition of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It.” (at 2:09) MORE »
With New IFC Regulations, Rush Week Drinking Shifts to Sororities
In a slightly surprising turn of events, numerous sororities on campus were reported to have served hard alcohol and drugs at their rush week recruitment events. While fraternities were busy with their Dry Rush Week, or “3 Day Rush-apallooza” as the IFC now requires it be called, sororities and their PNM’s raged on into the... MORE »
Frats Pay For Pussy
The upstanding gentlemen of Lehigh’s many remaining fraternities pay out some serious C.R.E.A.M. in order to”¦ cream. Don’t look so shocked. It’s as true as the Hill-wide drug raids conducted earlier in the semester by LUPD (you didn’t hear about that from me). Don’t believe me? Well, the numbers don’t lie and we’ll get to... MORE »
Recent Study Finds Cornell Cool Complex (CCC) Begins in Sophomore Year
The CCC has been speculated about amongst social scientists at Cornell University for many years. Until now the complex has never been able to be understood or analyzed seeing as the onset has been unclear. No longer do we have to merely hypothesize! “There seems to be an existing trend in some of the undergraduate... MORE »
Greeks Eliminate Rush Week: Replaced with Binge Drinking and Smoking Tons of Illegal Drugs Week
The Interfraternity Council, last Wednesday, approved an altered rush week schedule. “With tensions growing toward the Greek Community, these changes came just in time,” stated Travis Apgar, Associate Dean of Students. In the past, Rush week traditionally involved daytime open houses known as “smokers,” leaving only enough room in the evening to engage in... MORE »