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Blog of a Frat Bro: Trip to the Library
Yo yo yo! Whasup, my linjas? Is that racist? Shit, if that’s racist, I’m sorry, dawgs. My b. But I’ve got a wicked case of Lin fever. Like, I went to the hospital and they said I had a 103º fever, “most likely caused by a venereal disease.” Which I’m assuming is doctor-speak for Linsanity.... MORE »
Dartmouth Student Swims in Poop, Officials Want Proof
Andrew Lohse stinks. No, it’s not a hygiene thing. It’s because he was the victim of fraternal hazing. According to a report, Lohse, a Dartmouth senior, was forced to swim in fecal matter, urine, semen and rotten food while pledging Sigma Alpha Epsilon in the Fall of 2010. Lohse also reported being forced to drink... MORE »
Dear Frat Brothers…Sincerely, Reply All
Dear Joe Frat: It’s me, Reply All. Remember me? Of course you do. To many of you, I’m simply known as Reply. Unfortunately, Reply is my brother. My parents weren’t very creative, and because my brother is more of a private, shy guy, they figured they’d try again with me, maybe see if they could... MORE »
Blog of a Frat Bro: Finals Week Edition
‘Sup, my nuggets? That’s the safest way I can use the word I should be allowed to use, but fuckin’ peepz don’t get that I’m fuckin’ Sirius: mad black, yo. Dat’s da bull standard for ya, da bullshit standard. N E way, hope your all treatin’ you’re final exams like butts and stickin’ it to... MORE »
The Art of the Fracket
Fracket: Noun. A portmanteau of “frat” and “jacket.” An exterior layer of warmth worn to social gatherings or festivities held at fraternity houses. Immediately shed at the door or behind a couch. Preferably a $7 coat from Wal-Mart or an old throwback from long lost middle school days of Abercrombie. Probable defects: broken zipper,... MORE »
Blog of a Frat Bro: Movie Nite
Ayo Playaz, Whadda dillz is? Sorry I ain’t posted yet this year, this the first time I had a chance, what with chasin’ p*ssy and gettin’ ass. By the way, the letter I left out back there was a u. As in “u gettin’ boned in ya p*ssy.” No big deals. Anyway, I came up... MORE »
Hazed and Confused V: Frat Magic
Our first hazing story of the year! Hooray for fraternity hazing! Oh, wait. Not hooray… Dear Campus Basement:What you are about to hear is disturbing and is not approved for mature audiences. So please, if you’re mature, don’t read this.My hazing started out simply enough, with a *** (frat letters omitted here) tradition: carving a... MORE »
Skorton Declares War On Friendship””Ends Pledging
In an effort to set a national precedent, Cornell University President David Skorton has vowed to put an end to fraternity pledging. In his Op Ed article published by the NY Times, Skorton outlined his plan to end hazing and replace the pledging period with a more positive initiation term. Cornell has been the site of... MORE »
SC goes Greek ““ student, faculty rankings will be based on hotness
The who’s-best of who’s-Greek is widely agreed upon and familiar to sisters, bros, and many GDIs on campus alike. With new pledge classes the past couple weeks come sorority and fraternity rankings, roughly ordered ““ in the name of tradition and indisputable science-facts. A pioneering administrative team liked the idea of encouraging competitive spirit: “we... MORE »