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Article by apost
December 8, 2011

Cornell Finals Week Problems

It’s 8AM the Saturday before finals and Olin isn’t open so you study on the roof attempting not to freeze your ass off. It’s 12PM and you spend 30 minutes on the phone with Expedia.com because your flight home has changed and they send you an email telling you to call them immediately, but only... MORE »

Article by rkrieg
December 7, 2011

Student Emerges from Depths of Hell

An unnamed sophomore was found Tuesday morning rocking himself back and forth in fetal position under the Bunny statue. When brought inside to Whispers to thaw out his eyelids, he whispered, “I’ve come from a dark, dark place.” The biology, political science, and Russian studies triple major explained that he was revved up for the last week of classes... MORE »

Article by fremama
December 6, 2011

Letters to My College Self: All-nighters are for pussies!

Dear CollegeMags, As finals roll around, you’ll hear a lot of classmates talk about these ancient rituals known as “all-nighters”. I want you to stay away, CollegeMags. Stay far, far away from all-nighters. People will talk about doing all-nighters before a big exam like they are some type of awesome new trend only they thought... MORE »

Article by Nick Ciccone
December 6, 2011

What Your Professors Are REALLY Saying

Hofstra professors are very much like fortune cookies””they are as insightful as they are tasty. Relax, I’m kidding! They’re NOT insightful (they’re just tasty). In fact, every once in awhile you get a really stupid fortune cookie that likes giving a lot of homework. Don’t get me wrong: I’ve loved a staggering 35% of my... MORE »

Article by xoboredgurlxo
December 4, 2011

A Finals Survival Toolkit

As finals are approaching faster than I can say, “hey winter break hey,” I thought I’d prepare a list of a WashU student’s essentials toolkit to prepare for the two weeks of doom that are looming over us all. 1) Sleeping Bag Now I know that you wonder at the stamina of the select few... MORE »

Article by Eric Pratt
December 1, 2011

Santa Ana Wind Actually Caused By Students’ Screams of Frustration

For the past day and a half, Los Angeles residents have been battered and buffeted by strong winds, with peak gusts near 100 miles an hour.  Many trees fell, and several communities suffered water and power outages. So far, media sources have designated this wild weather as another of the Santa Ana winds, widely considered... MORE »

Article by Lia Woodward
December 1, 2011

Some honest “Holiday Flavors” for you this season

Every year Thanksgiving happens so that when it’s over, coffee, frozen yogurt, smoothies, and pretty much all places that sell things that “taste like something” know it’s time to start serving their seasonal holiday flavors. I get just as excited about this as the next red-velvet-hot-chocolate enthusiast. There’s a part of me, though, that enjoys... MORE »

Picture by ChillBro
December 15, 2010

Happy Finals Week

good luck y’all MORE »

Article by apost
December 13, 2010

Finals Drives Student Directy Through Glass Door

Never before has Olin Library, or Cornell for that matter seen anything like this before! Finals week comes with its fair share of crazy, but this shit is just silly….I thought the Orgo final already happened? Nonetheless, this is a real image and the made-up story goes as follows: Once upon a time there was... MORE »