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December 12, 2011

Passing Out From Studying > Passing Out From Drug Overdose

What a difference from last week’s ecstasy coma at DayGlow to this week’s Occupy FairMart. Typical Lehigh. Anyway, good luck finding a seat in any library at this point in the day. I guess if all else fails, sleep on the floor? MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
December 12, 2011

A Finals Dream

Imagine you did not party the weekend before finals week. Imagine you did not drink it up to every time your professor made you fall asleep. Imagine for just a few moments that you are a good student. You are fully prepared for the two hours that are cumulative of a whole semester’s worth of... MORE »

Article by Piliour
December 12, 2011

The 12 Days of College Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: A night of binge drinking. On the second day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: 2 hours of sleep, And a night of binge drinking. On the third day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: 3 books to read (where do I buy books?), 2... MORE »

Article by sonovabeach
December 10, 2011

Not Another Finals Article!

Suck it up readers. This is all I have on my mind. Sorry for being lame. So, my WashU comrades, it is that time of year again. Christmahanakwanzika, you ask? Of course not. Its finals season, baby! Refills on Adderrall prescriptions have been placed. Textbooks have been dusted off. Study rooms have been reserved. Time... MORE »

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December 9, 2011

Warren Hall Hopes You Are Practicing Safe Studying

As finals week progresses Cornell Administrative staff wish all of the students a safe and healthy experience. Walking to Mann today it was difficult NOT to notice the giant blown-up condoms coming out of Warren Hall. Let it be a reminder to us all on this fine day: you’re super horny, but you’re in the... MORE »

Article by Annie Segal
December 8, 2011

Occupy Library: Freshman Edition

A dark cloud is looming over the Syracuse University campus. A storm is coming, and its name is finals. Well, the storm actually prefers to be called Helga, but that’s neither here nor there. It’s also a metaphorical storm because it hasn’t snowed in Syracuse yet. Sophomores, juniors, and seniors have experienced the wrath of... MORE »

Article by Piliour
December 8, 2011

Blog of a Frat Bro: Finals Week Edition

‘Sup, my nuggets? That’s the safest way I can use the word I should be allowed to use, but fuckin’ peepz don’t get that I’m fuckin’ Sirius: mad black, yo. Dat’s da bull standard for ya, da bullshit standard. N E way, hope your all treatin’ you’re final exams like butts and stickin’ it to... MORE »