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Article by Ian Smith
June 27, 2010

BP Chairman Chosen to be 2011 Graduation Day Speaker, Dimon Protesters Mildy Upset

Two months after the initiation of the oil crisis in the American Gulf Coast, Syracuse University Chancellor Nancy Cantor announced Thursday that British Petroleum Chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg will give the Commencement Speech at the school’s 2011 Graduation Ceremony. Chancellor Cantor has extended an offer to the BP Chairman, but is still trying to determine if... MORE »

Article by Piliour
May 4, 2010

Mayfest Lives On! Sort Of…

On Friday, Mayfest was in full swing. But it wasn’t all Pythagorean theorems and hypotenuses like Mayor Miner wanted. Euclid was hopping. And so, in an effort to prevent fun of any kind from happening, SPD decided to hit a cyclist. Around 10 AM, Officer Doofy of the Syracuse Police Department was driving along, searching... MORE »

Article by Kevin Slack
April 7, 2010

Gay BFF, Lady Gaga Strike Again

For sophomore marketing major Alex Ross, Friday night was going smoothly. “This real hot blonde was kind of eyeing me across the dance floor, right? And she’s with her friends but she doesn’t look too interested in them, so I go over to her.” Ross said he began “grinding up on her ass,” and everything... MORE »

Article by Piliour
April 6, 2010

Epic Fail of the Week

Over the weekend, the Rural Metro to call in a 10-8. In layman’s terms, this means, “Oh, shit, we fucked up!” A student, returning from a night of drinking, stepped off the curb on Comstock when an ambulance came flying by, nailing the student with the side mirror. Students who witnessed the events deemed them... MORE »