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Article by 9 to 5
April 3, 2012

Networking Letters: What You Say vs. What You Mean

Networking is tough. As any college career center will tell you, “It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.” Unfortunately for you smart people out there, it’s true! You don’t have to know anything to be rich and successful. Just look at Kim Kardashian. Getting a job or your own TV show about your... MORE »

Picture by Piliour
January 30, 2012

You’ve Been Accepted to Vassar…Psych!

Over the weekend, hundreds of high school students were falsely sent Vassar College acceptance letters. MORE »

Article by Cuse Me Baby
October 7, 2010

Who Haven’t You Slept With?!

Dear Cuse Me Baby,My boyfriend and I were discussing our “numbers” the other day when he told me that he’s only had sex with one girl. I’ve had sex with more girls than that, and I consider myself someone who only has sex with guys. I was worried about what he would think about my... MORE »

Article by emcorbet
October 7, 2010

MISSING PERSON: Suspected link to student responding to Orange Alert

After Tuesday’s Orange Alert test, one student is believed to have suffered the email’s implied punishments. The email (an example is shown) reads that it is just a test and that receivers should not respond to it. Johnny Doesn’tListenToDPSEmails however, wondered what repercussions an Orange Alert test email could enact on him. “I heard him... MORE »

Article by Syracuse Staff
October 5, 2010

THIS IS A SU ORANGE ALERT. WELL NO, A SU ORANGE CODE “RED” ALERT.

THIS IS A TEST OF SU ORANGE ALERT. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.  THERE IS NO NEED TO RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE. WE WILL ALSO BE CALLING YOUR PHONE. AND FAXING YOU. AND TEXTING YOU. AND BBM’ING YOU. AND LEAVING A WEIRD AUTOMATED MESSAGE ON YOUR VOICEMAIL. Thank you, Department of Public Safety MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 13, 2010

SU Yearbook Reminder E-mails

Everyone gets them. Nobody reads them. I happened to look through the past few e-mails regarding Syracuse Yearbooks, and realized why I never read them in the past. Here are just a few.     From: suyearbook@syr.edu To: everyone at Syracuse Subject: SU Yearbook Special Offer!   Dear SU Student,   It’s that time of... MORE »