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Article by Piliour
September 4, 2011

Week in Review

Dart-meth: Randy Lambreghts was arrested last Sunday for cooking meth in his apartment. Upon being notified of the meth lab Lambreghts was running out of his dorm room, univeristy and city officials immediately handled the crisis by going on Netflix and watching Breaking Bad. Sources say they’re halfway through season 3. Irene-eous!: Hurricane Irene ripped... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
November 18, 2010

Uggs Stock Plummets After Sorority President Suddenly Decides They Aren’t Cool Anymore

What used to be the top brand name in trendy wool-lined sheepskin boots is now sending investors and stockbrokers into an unprecedented frenzy. UGG, once the leader in snow boot sales among the college-aged female demographic, singlehandedly caused the Dow Jones industrial average to drop nearly 80 percent last Thursday following an announcement from senior... MORE »