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Picture by ChillBro
December 9, 2010

Best Party Ever

Double Fist Pump!!! You miss out big time if you weren’t there MORE »

Picture by dang
December 5, 2010

Blackberry Keyboard Vs. Inebriation

Blackberries and alcohol never really mixed that well. MORE »

Article by Piliour
December 4, 2010

Guide: Where to Pee When Intoxicated

1.Bird: the most common of pee spots, Bird Library is perfect for the late night urination. With those secluded spots on the sides, it’s almost like the architect designed the place to double as an outhouse. 2.Link: If it’s early enough, Link will always be open with some nerd configuring an equation to maximize the... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
September 27, 2010

Rumored Four Loko Ban Has Thousands of Students Preparing for Minor Apocalypse

Four Loko, the popular alcoholic energy drink and currently the second best-selling beverage on the market behind water, is rumored to be facing legal troubles from the Food and Drug Administration for causing too many of its customers to get absolutely blackout retarded and have like, legit no freakin’ memory of what happened last night,... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
September 14, 2010

Drunk Student Found With Knife”¦and Fork

An intoxicated student was found sitting by the bathrooms in the Hall of Languages early Monday morning, screaming “I’m so fucking hungry!” Apparently the student, Jeff Gaffstater, was still wasted from Juice Jam. “They ran out of food at the Jam, so I be hungry today still, and drink still, so brought I brought my... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
February 26, 2010

Statistics Show No Kimmel Customers Can Form Coherent Sentences After 1AM

A recent survey conducted by Gallup Poll indicates that patrons of Syracuse University’s Kimmel Food Court are incapable of speaking in complete, explicable sentences after the hour of 1:00am on Friday and Saturday nights. Kimmel is a popular on-campus cafeteria featuring a number of fast food options, including Taco Bell, KFC, Burger King, Sbarro, and... MORE »