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The night has ended, all the parties are busted and the kegs are kicked. The boys and girls trying to “get it in” have paired up and began the stumbling journey back to the dorms to make bad decisions with people they’d never tell their friends about. If you were one of those final partiers,... MORE »
This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! Dear Tooth Fairy, Yo, why didn’t you give me any money when my mom made me get my wisdom teeth surgically removed last month? That hurt... MORE »
Pissing in public whilst moderately intoxicated is nothing new. The body has a high level of urgency when removing potentially excessive amounts of alcohol. Combined with the fear of public scrutiny should one’s bladder evacuate prematurely in a public forum. Results include, but are not limited to, urinating on the sides of buildings and... MORE »
Frat Parties, Frat Parties, Frat Parties. “Nuff Said. While many people argue that certain frats are better than others, they are all essentially the same. Loud music in the basement, a 30 minute line to get beer at the bar, girls wearing just enough to avoid being arrested for indecent exposure, and people grinding like... MORE »
Halloween has always been like the opening ceremony for the holiday season. The weather’s a little crisper, the half-dozen campus trees that change leaves have done so, and nerds battle unfailingly to find the most hilarious, obscure costume they can. One October essential, sadly, is facing criticism. “The Health Center has seen a rise in... MORE »
As we all know Cornell Fraternity parties used to exist. When they did they used to have to have sober monitors who wore bright yellowish green shirts to let everyone know who they were. They became really popular and quite hilarious to wear when you were wasted. This shirt though tops it all. Wear it... MORE »
Saturday was like any other day at Marist. Birds were chirping. The wind was blowing at approximately 104 mph. And everyone was sippin’ on the finest of brews: Natural Light. The difference on this fated Saturday, October 1, was that certain people didn’t know where to draw the line. And by “certain people,” I mean... MORE »
Following a recent price hike that nearly doubled his company’s monthly movie rental costs, Netflix CEO Reed Hastings wondered how else he could piss off his loyal customer fanbase. “I thought to myself, hmm, now that I’ve made my service more expensive, how can I make it less convenient as well?” Hastings wondered. What followed... MORE »