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Article by Kevin Slack
December 17, 2010

DPS Announces Hiring of Kevin McAllister, Age 8, as South Campus Security Consultant

In the wake of numerous South Campus apartment break-ins over Thanksgiving break and in recent weeks, the Syracuse Department of Public Safety announced in a press conference Thursday the hiring of child prodigy Kevin McAllister as a private security consultant. Mr. McAllister’s primary task will be to beef up anti-burglary measures in South Campus apartment... MORE »

Article by Piliour
December 4, 2010

Guide: Where to Pee When Intoxicated

1.Bird: the most common of pee spots, Bird Library is perfect for the late night urination. With those secluded spots on the sides, it’s almost like the architect designed the place to double as an outhouse. 2.Link: If it’s early enough, Link will always be open with some nerd configuring an equation to maximize the... MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
October 8, 2010

Somebody was robbed by Harry Potter

Is it odd that CuseMyCampus predicted this? Watch this video, and the description is eerily similiar. http://www.cusemycampus.com/video/101/breaking-news-from-cusemycampus MORE »

Article by emcorbet
October 7, 2010

MISSING PERSON: Suspected link to student responding to Orange Alert

After Tuesday’s Orange Alert test, one student is believed to have suffered the email’s implied punishments. The email (an example is shown) reads that it is just a test and that receivers should not respond to it. Johnny Doesn’tListenToDPSEmails however, wondered what repercussions an Orange Alert test email could enact on him. “I heard him... MORE »

Article by Syracuse Staff
October 5, 2010

THIS IS A SU ORANGE ALERT. WELL NO, A SU ORANGE CODE “RED” ALERT.

THIS IS A TEST OF SU ORANGE ALERT. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.  THERE IS NO NEED TO RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE. WE WILL ALSO BE CALLING YOUR PHONE. AND FAXING YOU. AND TEXTING YOU. AND BBM’ING YOU. AND LEAVING A WEIRD AUTOMATED MESSAGE ON YOUR VOICEMAIL. Thank you, Department of Public Safety MORE »

Article by Ian Smith
October 5, 2010

Frat Party Ends Abruptly After DJ Plays Backstreet Boys Album All The Way Through

A social gathering at an undisclosed Syracuse University fraternity ended early Saturday night; brothers of the house cited the playing of the Backstreet Boys’ album “Millennium” as the chief reason to the end of the party. The playing of “Millennium” came after a plethora of contemporary radio “club bangaz,” including, but not limited to, “Like... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 30, 2010

Use of Blue Lights Causes Panic Among DPS, SPD

A few weeks ago it was announced that Syracuse University would increase its number of Blue Light systems on campus. For those unaware, the Blue Light is for emergencies, like when you’re being chased by a serial rapist or you fear you’re being followed or when it’s “fuckin’ balls cold and I don’t wanna walk... MORE »

Video by Syracuse Staff
September 9, 2010

Breaking News From CuseMyCampus

A strong-armed robbery occurs on campus. With exclusive footage, CuseMyCampus investigates! MORE »

Video by Anonymous
September 2, 2010

Your Take: Campus Security Cameras

the guy at 1:37 is so hotâ?¦ and definitely not me.thenewshouse.com has more cool stuff MORE »