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Article by Anonymous
August 30, 2010

Watson Hall Yard Fest TODAY!

Do you like cotton candy? Do you like snow cones? Do you like popcorn? Do you like music? Do you like drinks? But most importantly…Do you like Justin Bieber?! Well then head over to Watson Hall for an epic time! From 4 PM to 8 PM, you’ll find all of those goodies right outside. We may... MORE »

Article by Piliour
August 25, 2010

Guide to Dorm Life: How to Make Friends

Ok, so you’re in your dorm. You’ve met your roommate, and you’ve decided one of three things: 1) this is going to be my best friend for life, 2) I could see hanging out with him/her a few times, or 3) I am going to suffocate this person with my pillow as soon as my... MORE »

Article by Kevin Slack
August 25, 2010

Guide to Dorm Life: Posters

So you’ve finally arrived at college, and everything is unpacked, your parents are out the door, and you’re free. Time to spread those little wings and bloom into a beautiful independent-contributing-to-society-citizen-butterfly. Feels good, right?     That’s because you’re drunk already. Welcome to the good life.     There’s just one problem: your jail cell eggshell white... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
April 1, 2010

Silent Shower — Freshman Flashbacks

Silent Shower Sex is to college kids as milk is to cereal. College kids want sex, and some claim to need it to fuel their lives, and cereal doesn’t really get too far without milk. There’s no denying that college kids love their sex, and will go to great lengths to partake in its acts.... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
March 31, 2010

What’s That Noise? — Freshman Flashbacks

What’s That Noise? Water fountains are one of God’s many great inventions. They are conveniently placed on walls to ensure no one walks into them, though I have fallen victim to many, and they dispense water””wonderful pure water””hopefully not from Onandaga Lake. One day, while resting and being studious in my dorm, my friend Sarah... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
March 31, 2010

Freshman Flashback–What Goes On Here?!

There’s a lot more to Kimmel Hall than four floors complete with bathrooms, beds, and residents””there are also vending machines””but what is truly special about the building is what lies just beyond said machines, through the heavy grey door. Upon opening this door, one will find an exit door directly in front of her, and... MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 31, 2010

Freshman Flashbacks

So recently, we decided we’d start a new segment relating to all the best (awkward) stories from their freshman years. This is our first submission. Dear Cuse My Campus: Freshman year. Sadler hall. Late night. My girlfriend was visiting. The stage was set for disaster. Earlier that night, I had had WAY too much water... MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
March 24, 2010

Interactive SU Housing Guide

An easier way to figure out where the hell you’re gonna live! MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 24, 2010

Students Banned from Making Popcorn After 2 AM

SU has instituted a new policy regarding popcorn-making: all students who wish to make popcorn must do so before two o’clock in the morning. Studies show that 99% of all fire alarms taking place in dormitories occur at an ungodly hour (the average fire alarm sounds around 4:17 AM) and during ungodly weather. The same... MORE »