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The federal government declared a Communications major west of campus an official disaster area on Thursday, following weeks of destructive behavior and dangerous top speeds of around six shots/hour. In typical fashion, FEMA was slow to respond and residents in her vicinity suffered for it. After two freshman fraternity pledges were evacuated from the area,... MORE »
This weekend was insane. [In that it was pleasant, productive, and not insane.] I was PLANNING to work on my lab report and study for a test Monday [just like every weekend]. It all started when Michelle’s “mellow” birthday Friday turned out to be a trip to a [study group]!! It was fun... MORE »
So you’re crazy. It’s OK! Unfortunately, you’re not that irresistible crazy/hot combo or you’d already be rolling in codependent relationships, crushing any soul naÃ¯ve enough to open itself to you, and getting your tongue ring all up in whoever’s mouth you please. These suggestions, if followed, can save you some time before you too can... MORE »
In preparation for finals at Cornell one professor prepared his students for the worst if caught cheating…and I quote, “If I catch you cheating I will rip off your fucking head and shit in your neck.” Good luck bitches. Enjoy the last week of classes before study week and finals start, oh and watch out... MORE »