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Cute Student Never Attends Class, Still Graduates
Monica Shriever just graduated in May of 2010 with a Bachelor of Science in Astro Physics. But on Monday, it was discovered that Shriever, who ended her four-year term at Syracuse with a 3.87 GPA did not attend a single class. “I’m not really sure how it happened,” says Shriever. “I can tell you that... MORE »
CuseMyCampus says: It’s Skip Class Week!
For all of you readers out there, we at CuseMyCampus are calling this Syracuse Skip Class Week. Instead of waking up at 8:00 to go to your bullshit statistics class, here are some things you could be doing instead: Not waking up to go to your bullshit stats class. Take some time to rest.... MORE »
Student Skips Class, Professor Calls Parents
Thursday, October 7th was a dark day for Syracuse University Freshman, Joseph Petrapolis. Joseph decided that skipping his 8 a.m. lecture class of 200 students would be “no big deal”. Instead of attending class he reportedly slept in until 11am and enjoyed a leisurely breakfast. Big fucking mistake, Joe. 11:30am... MORE »
New Frat Policies Carry Over Into the Classroom
New policies at Syracuse frats have begun to carry over into the classroom. “It’s total bullshit!” Syracuse freshman Eric Davis proclaimed in response to new University rules that state you need to be either on the list or an attractive female to attend classes. “I’m walking into my Anthropology class and all of a sudden... MORE »
Study Shows Students Pretending to Take Notes on Laptops “Totally Fool Professors”
A study conducted last week concluded that every single student using a laptop computer during Syracuse University lectures were not taking notes, but rather, were constantly refreshing their Facebook pages for notifications, updating their fantasy football team or checking TextsFromLastNight.com for messages pertinent to their social lives and to their sexual habits. The study also... MORE »
Attention All Underachievers
Attention all underachievers (SU students): Today is the pass/fail deadline. Anyone who’s taking electives outside their major should take advantage of this golden opportunity to be a lazy prick without it having any effect on your GPA. Taking a class pass/fail is kind of like love; it means never having to say you’re sorry. It... MORE »
Professor Makes “Slightly Amusing” Joke in Class
Professor Robert Konoski thought yesterday was just another day of the week when he woke up. “I really didn’t think anything of it.” he said. “If you had asked me if this would happen in my 3 o’clock class when I woke up this morning, I would have told you that you were crazy.” What... MORE »
Student Adds Class for First Time Ever, Chaos Ensues
For the first time in Syracuse history, a student attempted to add a class (no, it wasn’t Camping 101). And it resulted in yet another crash for the SU servers. Â On Monday at 9:41 PM, less than twenty-four hours from the Tuesday add deadline, freshman Molly Bulinski logged on to MySlice in the hopes... MORE »
Wine and Beer: TA’s Perspective
As a former TA for this class I feel that I have a duty to share some important information and tips on how you can get the most out of your Wine and Beer Appreciation experience. This is strictly a review of the class, and an informative piece on how you can enjoy it more. ... MORE »