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Article by Anonymous
November 28, 2010

Professor Laurence Thomas Always Stirring Controversy

Photo Credit: Daily Orange, Joey Baker Professor Laurence Thomas is known at Syracuse for his crazy antics, constant swearing, and his black/Jewish heritage. Oh, and he also teaches Philosophy. A lot of you should remember that hullabaloo that occurred when Professor Thomas attacked Nancy Cantor’s diversity policies through his personal website. This time, Professor Thomas... MORE »

Article by apost
November 22, 2010

Alex Trebek is Pissed

Alex Trebek has announced if the misrepresentation doesn’t stop he is going to be suing any TA that plays the game “Jeopardy” in their section to either prepare for an exam, or just because they couldn’t think of anything else to do during class. Trebek refused to make a statement to us, but it is... MORE »

Article by Rud
November 22, 2010

Syracuse Drops All Hard Science Courses

It was reported today that after this semester, Syracuse University will no longer carry “hard science” courses, opting instead to allow students to fulfill the requirement with much softer sciences, such as Earth Science, Astronomy and Pottery. This decision was made after scheduling commenced and the University realized that there were a total of 4... MORE »

Article by jwoww
November 16, 2010

Hotelie Professor Freakout Original And REMIX Yawn Outside

ORIGINAL POST DATE: October 22nd, 2010 So word on the street and around Statler High is that a certain Hotel School professor recently flipped out during lecture because he heard someone yawn. I saw the video of the lecture (it was intimidating yet hilarious) but unfortunately I don’t have access to download it for all... MORE »

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November 2, 2010
Article by Danny Fersh
October 15, 2010

Faculty “Extremely Proud” of Students Who Use Class Time to “Do Cultural Stuff.”

Madrid, Spain ““ Professors at Syracuse University’s Madrid campus are pleased to find that dwindling attendance numbers in their classrooms are due to the increased number of students who use their class time to “do cultural stuff,” and have nothing to do with the large crowd of kids eating potato chips in the courtyard.  “It’s... MORE »

Article by emcorbet
October 14, 2010

Marshall St. overrun with truancy

Marshall St. forced to close off road, turn pedestrians away as class skipping students flocked to the famed block. As more and more students ignored their class schedules in lieu of pizza, bubble tea, and Slider’s Belgian fries, Marshall Street swarmed with said slackers. The popular eateries and cafes could not contain the masses of... MORE »

Article by Kevin Slack
October 14, 2010

In Moral Quandary, Man Decides Not to Skip Class, Is Idiot

Thomas Aquinas, a sophomore philosophy major, woke up Tuesday morning with a dilemma.  “I was feeling not so great, but not awful either, the weather was really shitty outside, I really just didn’t want to go to class,” Aquinas said. He also believed that his 9:30 class would probably be having a quiz, which he... MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 12, 2010

Professors Look to Students for Excuses to Skip Class

A recent trend has begun to develop at Syracuse where, in a surprising turn of events, professors are copying off of students. Namely, they have taken to skipping class and providing students with incredibly underdeveloped excuses. Over the last few weeks, a record 67 professors have been recorded absent from class, citing excuses such as,... MORE »